Books! Books! Books!
I keep gettin' those dirty looks
Because I haven't "downsized"!
And the car needs to be "Simonized"!
And I'd better not get those fries "Super-sized"!
Oh, Hell, I just realized
The game's on TV
Gotta go see
Them 'Devils get stomped! Oh, dear!
(It’s a "building" year—)
That much is clear.
They'll fire the coach; he be "whomped."
No matter. Jes' get fatter. Listen to some
Clyde McPhatter.
3/25/23
