Wednesday, September 20, 2017

HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE


[The following e-mail was sent to a Catholic friend 9/20/17:]

Some time ago I had heard that "Immaculate Conception" pertained to the conception of the Virgin Mary herself within the womb of St. Anne (Jesus’s grandmother), to keep the Virgin “sinless.”  Apparently, the Holy Church’s leaders (all male) seem to have had a problem with even the “Missionary Position,” as ordinary conception via S-E-X would be “dirty” and riddled with “Original Sin."  UGH!  Many of us faithless goy have mistakenly believed the phrase referred to the Virgin Birth itself, also “sinless” (poor Joseph), but I was finally corrected in my misunderstanding.  It seems that Church leaders are straining to make all the weird doctrines that have been dreamed up over the centuries fit into the human perceptions of reality, and I think that’s an unfortunate, misdirected waste of time and effort.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immaculate_Conception


Dare we infer that, because Adam & Eve likely had S-E-X after they ate the apple (and saw the light), that “Original Sin” (which I have NEVER really understood) is related to having done the “nasty”?  Should we infer that Cain & Abel were conceived without S-E-X?  I don’t remember if they were born before or after “The Fall,” which is supposedly when “Original Sin” attached.  Might it relate to the OBVIOUSLY occurring incest that HAD to have happened if ALL humanity is descended therefrom?  My Sunday-School teachers could NOT answer these questions!

I can accept that someone might personally feel that S-E-X would taint an otherwise “sinless” conception and birthing, though I could never agree with that, but was it REALLY necessary for the Pope (Pius IX) to jump through his own asshole to solemnly pronounce the matter as “official” doctrine back in 1854, or thereabouts?  I don’t remember reading that nonsense in the Bible!  My former German professor, who is also an ordained Episcopal priest, was able to read Greek and Latin, and he told me once that the translation from Greek attributed to the English word “virgin” could also be translated as “young girl,” NOT NECESSARILY a “virgin” in the sexless sense.

Having studied 3 foreign languages, I am firmly leery of hearsay translations.  Way too many human beings put their own spin on stuff like that.  I cannot buy the notion of utterly inerrant translations via the “spirit” of God having infused the translator!  Seriously!  Jesus did NOT speak Elizabethan English, despite what many would fervently believe!  Of course, I don’t know about any of that, but it seems that a LOT of declared Christians (not just Catholics) are obsessed with all the “rules and regulations” and hocus-pocus and less so with just accepting and following the teachings of Jesus.

SPEAKING OF “hearsay,” one should read the so-called “Jefferson Bible.”  Thomas Jefferson was classically educated at William & Mary and was fluent in Greek and Latin.  He did his own translation of the New Testament from Greek, and being also LEGALLY trained, he applied the English Rules of Evidence thereto, excluding ALL hearsay but for some narrative to tie things together.  It pretty much boils down to just a small, distilled recital of the teachings of Jesus! The MOST INTERESTING part of it, however, is that it ENDS at the Crucifixion, NOT the Resurrection (which is hearsay)!  I think that every account of the Risen Jesus in the New Testament is written in the 3d-person.  I don’t recall ANY passage where one directly declares that he/she has PERSONALLY seen the Risen Jesus—it is always written in the passive voice: he “was seen”; the wounds “were seen,” etc.  Hearsay.

Finally, the metaphor about “The Fall” seems to be that one should remain fat, dumb and happy and do what (s)he is told, then God will be nice to you.  But if you DARE open your eyes and question what is going on, you will be PUNISHED for your uppity ways!  The Evil Snake will BITE YOU!  That is hogwash, as far as I am concerned!  I well KNOW that one must trade clueless “happiness” for being dreadfully aware of all the misery and suffering and evil going on, but I prefer unhappy KNOWLEDGE over STUPID happiness!  I don’t need a “devil” to blame to let human assholes off the hook, either!

I heard it through the grapevine!

Thursday, September 7, 2017

APOLOGIES TO KEATS (Poem)



Imagine what Keats MIGHT have said had he desired to address the issue of mathematical proportion implicit in Greek vases:

Its base is but a starting place,
In height but insignificant,
Yet stately stands the lovely vase
Its form is just magnificent!
On top, its mouth flares from the heart.
Considering Its size,
The whole but greater than the parts;
Proportions yield surprise.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

ALICE

    I have recently been reading a lot about the “Golden Ratio,” 1.61803 …, known by the Greek letter ϕ (pronounced “fee,” not “fye”), a mathematical ratio or proportion frequently found in nature by which many plants and animals grow and/or expand.  It is also manifest in certain architecture, art, music and science, and it has even been implicated in the behavior of the stock market!  The first known enunciation of it was by Euclid, the ancient Greek mathematician, who observed that any straight line cut at a certain point would manifest a ratio of the entire line to the longer segment as the longer segment is to the shorter segment.  It is known in German as the “Goldene Schnitt” (Golden Cut).

    The Ratio also represents the relationship of the numerical sequences in the “Fibonacci Series,” originally stated by Leonardo Fibonacci, a 16th Century Italian mathematician, who posited the Series about the reproduction of a pair of rabbits in captivity.  The Series is defined as each sequential number therein being the sum of the two preceding numbers in the Series, e.g., 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, etc.  The Golden Ratio, an irrational number that does not repeat nor is evenly divisible by any integer, is also expressed in the design known as the “Golden Rectangle,” which is considered a rectangular proportion that is inherently pleasing to the human eye.  The ratio of the shorter side to the longer side calculates out to the Golden Ratio, and it is allegedly manifest in playing cards, index cards, the Parthenon façade, and many other examples.

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    Dr. Mario Livio published a book about The Golden Ratio.  Dr. Livio is an astrophysicist who, until 2015, was the director of the Space Telescope Science Institute, associated with the Hubble Telescope. Livio is discussing the nature of various historical number systems and how they used “bases” different than our own. Some cultures have used “base-5” (as with the abacus in China) and some even have used “base- 60” which, though awkward, probably accounts for the manner in which time and circles are divided into degrees, minutes and seconds. (Sixty just happens to be the lowest number evenly divisible by 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6, as well as 10, and 12, 15 and 20.)

    Most Western cultures have used “base-10,” and the perfect example is a vehicle odometer.  Recalling my own elementary-school arithmetic, we learned to put numerals in columns, starting from right to left, as ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, etc. An odometer has a series of little “wheels,” with black numerals on a white ground, except that the rightmost “wheel” (showing tenths of miles) has white numerals on a black ground. The odometer, moving from right to left, thus shows on each “wheel” tenths of miles, miles, tens of miles, hundreds of miles, thousands of miles, etc.

   Livio discusses the nature of various historical number systems and how they used “bases” different than our own (which is “base-10”). Some cultures have used “base-5” (as with the abacus in China) and some even have used “base- 60” in the past which, though awkward, probably accounts for the manner in which time and circles are divided into degrees, minutes and seconds. (Sixty just happens to be the lowest number evenly divisible by 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6, as well as 10 and 12.)

    Livio then cites a passage from Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland by “Lewis Carroll,” the pen name of Charles Dodgson, who lectured on mathematics at Oxford!  In an observation totally unrelated to the “Golden Section” Alice, agonizing over the strange things she has encountered, frets:

“I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is 13, and four times seven is—oh, dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!”

    Crediting famous mathematician Martin Gardner’s The Annotated Alice, Livio points out that Alice’s bizarre math (4 x 5 = “12”) “works” IF “base-18” is used and would, therefore, be equivalent to our “20”: 1 (x 18) plus 2 left over! “1-2”! And 4 x 6 = “13” IF “base-21” is used, since our “24” may be thus expressed as 1 x 21 + 3 left over!

    So, I decided to play around with Alice’s (Dodgson’s) “system” and, recalling my elementary-school “times table” for “4,” I noted that every equation implied therein might be stated thus: 4 x 7 = “14”; 4 x 8 = “15”; 4 x 9 = “16”; 4 x 10 = “17”; 4 x 11 = “18”; 4 x 12 = “19”; 4 x 13 = 20; 4 x 14 = 21; 4 x 15 = 22; etc. In our base-10 system, those equations respectively “equal” 28, 32, 36, 40, 44, 48, 52, 56 and 60, but if the number “base” that Alice implicitly referenced is incremented by “3” for each succeeding equation (starting with base-21, then base- 24, base-27, base-30, base-33, base-36, base-39, base-42, base-45, etc.) then Dodgson’s equations can make sense! Consider: “4 x 7 = 14” works if “base-24” is used: “1-4” yields 1 x 24 + 4 “ones” left over = 28! “4 x 8 = 15” works if “base-27” is used: “1-5” yields 1 x 27 + 5 “ones” left over = 32! “4 x 9 = 16” works if “base-30” is used: “1-6” yields 1 x 30 + 6 “ones” left over = 36! “4 x 10 = 17” works if “base-33” is used: “1-7” yields 1 x 33 + 7 “ones” left over = 40! “4 x 11 = 18” works if “base-36” is used: “1-8” yields 1 x 36 + 8 “ones” left over = 44! “4 x 12 = 19” works if base-39” is used: “1-9” yields 1 x 39 + 9 “ones” left over = 48! “4 x 13 = 20” works if “base-42” is used: “2-0” (“1-0” + 10 “ones”) yields 1 x 42 + the 10 “ones” left over = 52! “4 x 14 = 21” works if “base 45” is used: “2-1” (“1-0” + 11 “ones”) yields 1 x 45 + 11 left over = 56! Whew! Mind-bending!

    That hidden math progression is rather intriguing, and though I have read the original Alice, I did not pick up on any of that until I had read Livio’s exposition. . It makes me wonder if there might be other math riddles in Alice In Wonderland.

    I think that the ORIGINAL version of Alice is also written on two levels: one for children and the other for adults. I think the “adult” version is a vicious satire on the dominant British culture of the day! I was quite amused while reading it. I also think that the Uncle Remus Tales by Joel Chandler Harris satirizes Southern US culture.

Most of us started with the Walt Disney versions of both in our childhoods.  However, I think Walt missed those subtle viewpoints. 


(8/16/17--updated 12/11/22; 4/29/24)


Saturday, July 8, 2017

da VINCI'S GOLDEN RATIO


For the past month or so I have been reading and have almost finished Math and the Mona Lisa, which I bought back around 2004 when it was first published by a long-ago friend, Bülent Atalay, who is a theoretical physicist and who teaches at U.Va., Mary Washington University and Princeton University.  Atalay is also an accomplished, published artist.

I have had an abiding interest in the “Fibonacci Series” and the related mathematical “Golden Ratio” for many years.  I started out as a physics major in college, but I decided to switch to the dreaded “social sciences” because I hit the “brick wall” of calculus, in which I was sadly lacking.  I  did pass the intro physics course, but barely.  Nevertheless, I have enjoyed continuing to dabble in that stuff as a layperson.

The main premise of Atalay’s book is to explore the wonderful conjuncture of math, science and art in the person of Leonardo da Vinci, who painted The Last Supper and the Mona Lisa and also explored and enunciated many scientific truths.  One of da Vinci’s main thrusts was to study the occurrence of the so-called “Golden Ratio” or “Golden Section,” expressed as the Greek letter ϕ (phi, pronounced “fee,” not “fye”), which is mostly a rectangular proportion that is frequently manifest in both art and nature and is inherently pleasing to most viewers’ eyes.  The mathematical ratio for ϕ is 1.618 : 1, being the mathematical ratio of the long side of the rectangle to the short side and which also happens to be manifest in a string of numerals called the “Fibonacci Series,” first expressed by Leonardo of Fibonacci, a contemporary of da Vinci, discussed below.

The Golden Rectangle is reflected in the façade of the Parthenon, the proportions of playing cards, 5 x 8 index cards, etc.  It is also manifest in certain ratios of human figures as in the human face and the height of the navel to the overall height of the figure!

The essence of the Golden Ratio is that as any such structure or body gets larger and larger (like a plant or tree adding buds or branches or a growing chambered nautilus), it does so logarithmically by adding an exact “SQUARE” to such a previous “rectangle,” sized equivalent to the long side of that previous rectangle, such that the resultant and larger combined rectangular structure is 1.618 larger than the square being so tacked on!  And, the previous rectangle happens to be 0.618 of that same square, the mathematical inverse of ϕ (1/ϕ)!  Then the resultant combination of the prior “Golden Rectangle” added to the new square becomes it’s own “Golden Rectangle”!  Consider: if the value of the added “square” is arbitrarily stated as “1,” then the combination is 1.0 + 0.618 = 1.618!

The “Fibonacci Series” is defined as the series of numbers in which each is the total of the two preceding numerals.  Leonardo de Fibonacci expressed it as a pair of rabbits maturing then breeding in a closed space, then the resultant pair of offspring mature and also breed two offspring, and the first pair breed again, all of which then mature and breed further, etc.  The Series is: 0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89,144, etc.  Above 5 and 8, dividing the next higher number by the immediately lower number closely yields the Golden Ratio.  (The ratio expressed by 5 and 8 is 1.6, pretty close!)  Atalay shows a photo of a stained-glass window at the UN created by the famous artist, Marc Chagall, which has 5 square panes x 8 square panes, being itself such a manifestation of the Golden Ratio.  Consider adding “squares” beginning with 8 x 8, then 13 x 13, then 21 x 21, etc. in a spiral fashion, and the growth” pattern mentioned above is readily apparent.  As a growing body may be restricted by physical space (like the nautilus shell), it may well be forced to spiral out to the side as it grows.  So, the new growth produces a “SQUARE” of sorts because new tissue must spread more or less equally in all directions, and that is basically what a “square” is—it is spread out from side to side and end to end equally, and it is going to be defined in scope by the size of the existing tissue from which it emanates.

Years ago I read H. E. Huntley’s book, Divine Proportion, about these topics.  I also want to read Mario Livio’s book about the same thing.  Years ago another friend also gave me Jay Hambidge’s book, Dynamic Symmetry, etc. which explores how the Golden Ratio is manifest in the proportions of ancient Greek pottery.  Several years ago I attended a lecture by Roger Penrose, the theoretical physicist.  I bought his book, Emperor’s New Mind, about the math of interlocking tiles and geometric figures.  I tried to read the book at the time but found too difficult to continue.  I am fascinated by mathematical “coincidences” found in nature.  I also am reading a book, Physics for Gearheads, which has a lot of interesting material related to auto mechanics.  I am a certified auto mechanic as well as a retired lawyer and auctioneer.

Some of this stuff may be over the reader’s head.  Atalay’s book has been a tough slog for me, but I really want to know about it all.  Leonardo da Vinci was an amazing individual whose contributions to both art and science cannot be overstated.


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Monday, June 19, 2017

PUTIN & POLITICS


(From an e-mail sent to friends 6/17/17.)

There has recently been a SUGGESTION that Russia may have tried to mess with the actual vote-tallies in the 2016 Presidential Election!  That would be reprehensible and actionable, in my opinion, if true.  It transcends the issue of “stupid people” being manipulated by ALLEGED Russian meddling with e-mails and other media.  Hillary Clinton DID write and send those surreptitiously disclosed e-mails, though!  Vladimir Putin did not invent those!

However, I am still skeptical of anything coming out of the American Security State.  I think most of our Fearless Leaders in BOTH parties are spoiling to revive the “Cold War."  President Trump has done some seriously stupid stuff lately, but he’s not alone.  America really NEEDS a villain, just like Christianity NEEDS the Devil!  We must have a boogeyman to hate and to dump on and, since the “queers” are now off-limits, and the Muslims are slowly fading, that leaves China, Russia and North Korea, the titans of our precious “Domino Theory.”  Welcome back, Kotter!

This past week I watched all 4 nights of interviews with Vladimir Putin by Oliver Stone on “Showtime.”  I am certainly not ready to become a Putin cheerleader.  He is probably VERY ruthless, but I have no doubt that being President of Russia is a much harder job than being President of the US.  Some autocracy is not excusable, but it is understandable.

I DO think Putin is very wise and very accomplished.  He does not seem to traffic in petty nonsense at all.  He is a black belt in judo and in another self-defense skill AND he plays competitive team ice hockey (w/SKATES!!!) on a regular basis!  He is as “focused” as anyone I have ever watched!  He seems to regard most of our obsessions and declarations as utter silliness.  I have no doubt he was playing to the American audience, however.  I don’t know if he is “truthful,” but I have no reason to trust his version of things any less than the usual bullshit coming from the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, etc.  They are KNOWN liars!  Why do Americans so easily forget?  EVEN IF they are telling the truth THIS TIME, their warnings and conclusions are impaired by their past dishonesty, manipulations and even assassinations.  I trust Edward Snowden and Julian Assange (who denies that the Russian government was the source for the Wikileaks-published e-mails) a lot more than I trust the American Security State!

Most Americans have a two-dimensional view of most foreign nations and peoples.  We cannot seem to comprehend their complexities as being as convoluted as our own, but they are.  I learned this first-hand during my travels in China back in 1987, which was the ideal time to be there, being between the “Gang of Four” and "Tiananmen.”  It was an extraordinary experience, as I traveled up and down the east coast of China, from Hong Kong to Guangzhou to Shanghai to Beijing and back, by train, alone, in the winter of 1987.  I tried to pay attention during that extraordinary experience.

That warped view of the “other” that so afflicts most Americans is seriously damaging to our level of global awareness and sophistication.  We are mostly abject fools and don’t know any better.  The recent expansion of NATO is a case in point: NATO SHOULD have been disbanded when the Berlin Wall came down, but instead it has been thrust right up against Russia’s borders.  That was a stupidly arrogant provocation so easily avoided with a shred of common sense!  But, NATO is really Big Business for defense contractors!

The perfect metaphor for the Usual Suspects fabricating US foreign and military policies is Lucy van Pelt in “Peanuts,” when every fall she wheedles Charlie Brown to trust her JUST ONE MORE TIME to hold the football so he can kick it.  Then, of course, she jerks it away just as Charlie runs up to kick the ball and winds up on his back instead!    General Motors periodically declares that it has learned from its past mistakes building total crap on 4 wheels and that we can trust it THIS TIME to make good cars, which it mostly STILL does not do (see Consumer Reports' evaluations).  Likewise, the American Security State, knowing that its deplorable record is now common knowledge, implores us to trust it JUST ONE MORE TIME when it tells us that Russia, etc. is messing with us.  Right.  The journalists and politicians may be willing to suck on that lollipop, but not I.  Not yet, anyway.

I am thinking more and more that there may be no constitutional authority for the federal government to keep “secrets” from the taxpayers in peacetime, exc. as related to potential war strategies and armaments specs.  I don’t see it enunciated anywhere in the Constitution, and I think the 10th Amendment plainly prohibits “implied” powers.  I believe the American Security State expends most of its energy and money trying to manipulate alleged allies to give knee-jerk support for our business-focused global policies instead of protecting us from “terrorists.”

And now, with Donald Trump at the helm, it is bound to get much worse.  It seems he’s even got the American Security State itself worried!

GOLDEN RATIO & SQUARES



(E-mail to a friend 6/17/17.  Updated 2/7/18.)

I have been reading a lot, lately, about the Golden Ratio (ϕ = 1.618) and the Fibonacci Series which, as you know, is manifest in nature in many ways.

My friend, Bill Atalay, has published (several years ago) Math And The Mona Lisa about the use of mathematical proportion by Leonardo da Vinci, etc.  Bill is a professor of physics at Mary Washington, U.Va. and Princeton.  I may have already mentioned him.  I recall that I did so.  He goes into extensive detail about da Vinci’s use of the Golden Ratio and related factors.  He discusses the Great Pyramid as a manifestation of the Golden Ratio, which may be why I mentioned it to you earlier.

He references a stained-glass window (with photo) at the UN by Marc Chagall, which has 5 square panes x 8 square panes, a manifestation of two numbers in the Fibonacci Series, which mathematically invokes the Golden Ratio.  I have taken it upon myself to graph the expanding projection of the Series in a “logarithmic spiral” on graph paper, proceeding in successive squares and starting at 1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21-34-55-89-144, etc., making a right-angle turn at each break.  I ran out of space at “55” but it continues, of course, into infinity.

ANYWAY, as each number increments, it does so by adding an exact SQUARE of the long side of the preceding rectangle, such that the two side-by-side ones add a 2 x 2 square adjacent, then a 3 x 3 square is added to the long side of the (2 + 1 =) 3 x 2 rectangle, then a 5 x 5 square is added to the long side of the (3 + 2 =) 5 x 3 rectangle, then a 8 x 8 square is added to the long side of the (5 + 3 +) 8 x 5 rectangle, etc.  If one assigns an arbitrary value of “1” (1 x 1) to any square added, then the preceding rectangle that itself already measures as a Golden Rectangle is 0.618 of the square, 1/ϕ, being the mathematical inverse of ϕ!  Then that prior Golden Rectangle added to the new square becomes it’s own Golden Rectangle which is then 0.618 of the next larger square added, etc.!!  Therefore, each manifest Golden Rectangle is 1.618 of the preceding rectangle (1.0 + 0.618)!

THIS IS SIGNIFICANT and explains why (I believe) the Golden Ratio is manifest in nature!  Consider that a plant, a chambered nautilus, whatever, is going to grow LARGER by adding more tissue to its existing size, and it will do so more “efficiently” if added to the larger "side" of the existing tissue.  It might also be confined by the allowed physical space (like the nautilus shell), so it is forced to "spiral" out to the side again and again as it grows.  Now, the new growth produces a “SQUARE” of sorts because the new tissue has spread out more or less equally in all directions, and that is basically what a “square” is—it is spread out from side to side and end to end equally, and that "spread" will arguably be defined in scope by the size of the existing tissue from which it emanates.  Perhaps the existing long side of the prior rectangle serves as sort of a “brake” to tell the organism to stop growing for that particular sequence once it reaches the full-spread “square” equivalency.  I don’t know if this explains WHY it grows that way, but that is what I imagined.

I took my graph of the squared-off “spiral” and colored the succeeding squares added in different colors to readily show how it accretes size in such a maneuver.

SHUT THE F*** UP!


(Published in the Richmond [Va.] Times-Dispatch 6/14/17, “Flag Day,” inexplicably without the last sentence!)

Dear Editor:

I have concluded that there is WAY too much attention being paid to the many peccadilloes of Donald Trump, and that we should ALL just shut up about him.  He is NOT going to change nor reform.

I agree with Trevor Noah of “The Daily Show” that there is so much silly stuff coming from Donald Trump that a whiplash injury may well result from jerking one’s head back and forth trying to comprehend all the absurd words and deeds of Donald Trump.

I propose that a 30-day period of self-imposed total silence about Trump be observed from June 20 to July 20.  He may well be unable to bear the burden of being utterly ignored and thus have a meltdown!  We owe ourselves at least THAT much!

I hereby express my gratitude in advance to those who refrain from pointing out that I have already violated my own suggestion!

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

SEVEN PILLARS of (FREQUENTLY IGNORED) WISDOM

For the past 15 years or so I have been trying to read as many books and articles as I can stomach about the Middle East and central Asia, where so many US, Russian and European swords have been broken in vain, arrogant attempts to “conquer” or control that huge area.  I want to understand, as best I can, what it is our Fearless Leaders insist we are up against, especially since the planes hit the World Trade Center and the Pentagon back in 2001.

I probably started with the 10,000-year history of The Black Sea by Neil Ascherson.  It is a fabulous book telling the story of that area, a bit north of the present-day concerns.  I then read The Great Game by Peter Hopkirk at the urging of another friend, which tells the fascinating story of the 100-year-long struggle between Great Britain and Russia in the 1800’s, vying for control of central Asia (in the vicinity of present-day Afghanistan), pushing back and forth as the “tribal chieftains” of the day (now likely the designated “warlords” of today) shifted their allegiances back and forth, depending on which side was paying the most baksheesh!  I then read Saladin by P. H. Newby, also given to me by the same friend, about the 13th-Century devout and enlightened Muslim Kurdish warrior who resisted the Christian Crusades in Palestine, but who had as much deadly threat to fear from his Muslim “allies” as he did from the Christians.  I have probably read other such books, too, but these are the ones that made the biggest impressions on me.

I am now slogging through Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T. E. Lawrence (“of Arabia”), loaned to me by a friend who has read it (and who I suspect wishes to drive me insane).  It has been a tough book to read, but I finally got to some serious “red meat” this April morning in Chapter 58, about halfway through.  Lawrence had just come off his improbable but successful drive across the desert to attack and take Akaba at the head of the Gulf of Aqaba on the eastern side of the Sinai peninsula, where the Jordan River probably once flowed through what is now the usually dry “Wadi Araba” south from the Dead Sea to the Red Sea.  Having taken Akaba by land, Lawrence and his Arab allies would now join up with British Gen. Allenby, and the forces of Prince Feisal, the likely ruler over an eventually unified Arab people, would be placed under Allenby’s direct command in their drive to purge the Turks out of Palestine.  (The drive across the desert to Akaba is, perhaps, the main event in the wonderful movie, “Lawrence of Arabia,” which I just watched again this past weekend.)

The following summarizes what Lawrence thought they were up against back in the early 1900’s to try to unify the Arabs and to “settle” a place like Syria once they reached Damascus, their target.  I doubt that very much has changed since.  The cultural complexity of what is real there is stunning.  It’s not simply “Sunni” vs. “Shiite.”  Note the textual variations, whereby Lawrence refers to Muslims variably as Moslems or Mohammedans, Beyrout for Beirut, Akaba for Aqaba, etc.  Note also that there are two Tripoli’s, one of course, in Libya, and the other being at the extremely northern end of the Mediterranean's eastern shoreline just north of Beirut.

Now, these are merely the observations of one British person, and some of them are obviously subjective.  Some may even be offensive by today’s standards, but the core issue is not necessarily the precise truth of each statement but is instead the complexity of the whole.  (I confess I was especially amused by the following observation: They [certain Christian Arabs] seemed very sturdy Christians, quite unlike their snivelling brethren in the hills.)

I have believed for some time, without a hint of irony, that we should get the Hell out of the Middle East and central Asia and stay out!  Afghanistan is NOT much of a “country,” whatever that word really means, and despite our best intentions.  It is arguably a geographic space BETWEEN countries and will likely always remain so!  There are horrible, brutal things happening in that part of the world that offend me, but we simply cannot stop what has been going on there for thousands of years, LONG BEFORE Islam or Christianity or even Judaism ever became a reality.  I believe that what has been happening over there is only incidentally related to religion.  I believe the cultural aspects are much, much more influential and indelible.  It is incumbent upon each of us to try to understand the dominant culture of a place before we try to “own” it or even to control it.  We should stop fulfilling the definition of insanity as doing the same thing, over and over again, and expecting a different result each time.

After reading the following complexity, ask yourself: what would YOU do to straighten out that mess?


I am indebted to the “Project Gutenberg Australia” for the following.  Lawrence's entire book is online there:

CHAPTER LVIII

Again there fell a pause in my work and again my thoughts built themselves up. Till Feisal and Jaafar and Joyce and the army came we could do little but think: yet that, for our own credit, was the essential process. So far our war had had but the one studied operation--the march on Akaba. Such haphazard playing with the men and movements of which we had assumed the leadership disgraced our minds. I vowed to know henceforward, before I moved, where I was going and by what roads.

At Wejh the Hejaz war was won: after Akaba it was ended. Feisal's army had cleared off its Arabian liabilities and now, under General Allenby the joint Commander-in-Chief, its role was to take part in the military deliverance of Syria.

The difference between Hejaz and Syria was the difference between the desert and the sown. The problem which faced us was one of character--the learning to become civil. Wadi Musa village was our first peasant recruit. Unless we became peasants too, the independence movement would get no further.

It was good for the Arab Revolt that so early in its growth this change imposed itself. We had been hopelessly labouring to plough waste lands; to make nationality grow in a place full of the certainty of God, that upas certainty which forbade all hope. Among the tribes our creed could be only like the desert grass--a beautiful swift seeming of spring; which, after a day's heat, fell dusty. Aims and ideas must be translated into tangibility by material expression. The desert men were too detached to express the one; too poor in goods, too remote from complexity, to carry the other. If we would prolong our life, we must win into the ornamented lands; to the villages where roofs or fields held men's eyes downward and near; and begin our campaign as we had begun that in Wadi Ais, by a study of the map, and a recollection of the nature of this our battleground of Syria.

Our feet were upon its southern boundary. To the east stretched the nomadic desert. To the west Syria was limited by the Mediterranean, from Gaza to Alexandretta. On the north the Turkish populations of Anatolia gave it an end. Within these limits the land was much parcelled up by natural divisions. Of them the first and greatest was longitudinal; the rugged spine of mountains which, from north to south, divided a coast strip from a wide inland plain.

These areas had climatic differences so marked that they made two countries, two races almost, with their respective populations. The shore Syrians lived in different houses, fed and worked differently, used an Arabic differing by inflection and in tone from that of the inlanders. They spoke of the interior unwillingly, as of a wild land of blood and terror.

The inland plain was sub-divided geographically into strips by rivers. These valleys were the most stable and prosperous tillages of the country. Their inhabitants reflected them: contrasting, on the desert side, with the strange, shifting populations of the borderland, wavering eastward or westward with the season, living by their wits, wasted by drought and locusts, by Beduin raids; or, if these failed them, by their own incurable blood feuds.

Nature had so divided the country into zones. Man, elaborating nature, had given to her compartments an additional complexity. Each of these main north-and-south strip divisions was crossed and walled off artificially into communities at odds. We had to gather them into our hands for offensive action against the Turks. Feisal's opportunities and difficulties lay in these political complications of Syria which we mentally arranged in order, like a social map.

In the very north, furthest from us, the language-boundary followed, not inaptly, the coach road from Alexandretta to Aleppo, until it met the Baghdad Railway, up which it went to the Euphrates valley; but enclaves of Turkish speech lay to the south of this general line in the Turkoman villages north and south of Antioch, and in the Armenians who were sifted in among them.

Otherwise, a main component of the coast population was the community of Ansariya, those disciples of a cult of fertility, sheer pagan, anti-foreign, distrustful of Islam, drawn at moments towards Christians by common persecution. The sect, vital in itself, was clannish in feeling and politics. One Nosairi would not betray another, and would hardly not betray an unbeliever. Their villages lay in patches down the main hills to the Tripoli gap. They spoke Arabic, but had lived there since the beginning of Greek letters in Syria. Usually they stood aside from affairs, and left the Turkish Government alone in hope of reciprocity.

Mixed among the Ansariyeh were colonies of Syrian Christians; and in the bend of the Orontes had been some firm blocks of Armenians, inimical to Turkey. Inland, near Harim were Druses, Arabic in origin; and some Circassians from the Caucasus. These had their hand against all. North-east of them were Kurds, settlers of some generations back, who were marrying Arabs and adopting their politics. They hated native Christians most; and, after them, they hated Turks and Europeans.

Just beyond the Kurds existed a few Yezidis, Arabic-speaking, but in thought affected by the dualism of Iran, and prone to placate the spirit of evil. Christians, Mohammedans, and Jews, peoples who placed revelation before reason, united to spit upon Yezid. Inland of them stood Aleppo, a town of two hundred thousand people, an epitome of all Turkey's races and religions. Eastward of Aleppo, for sixty miles, were settled Arabs whose colour and manner became more and more tribal as they neared the fringe of cultivation where the semi-nomad ended and the Bedawi began.

A section across Syria from sea to desert, a degree further south, began in colonies of Moslem Circassians near the coast. In the new generation they spoke Arabic and were an ingenious race, but quarrelsome, much opposed by their Arab neighbours. Inland of them were Ismailiya. These Persian immigrants had turned Arab in the course of centuries, but revered among themselves one Mohammed, who in the flesh, was the Agha Khan. They believed him to be a great and wonderful sovereign, honouring the English with his friendship. They shunned Moslems, but feebly hid their beastly opinions under a veneer of orthodoxy.

Beyond them were the strange sights of villages of Christian tribal Arabs, under sheikhs. They seemed very sturdy Christians, quite unlike their snivelling brethren in the hills. They lived as the Sunni about them, dressed like them, and were on the best terms with them.

East of the Christians lay semi-pastoral Moslem communities; and on the last edge of cultivation, some villages of Ismailia outcasts, in search of the peace men would not grant. Beyond were Beduin.

A third section through Syria, another degree lower, fell between Tripoli and Beyrout. First, near the coast, were Lebanon Christians; for the most part Maronites or Greeks. It was hard to disentangle the politics of the two Churches. Superficially, one should have been French and one Russian; but a part of the population, to earn a living, had been in the United States, and there developed an Anglo-Saxon vein, not the less vigorous for being spurious.

The Greek Church prided itself on being Old Syrian, autochthonous, of an intense localism which might ally it with Turkey rather than endure irretrievable domination by a Roman Power.

The adherents of the two sects were at one in unmeasured slander, when they dared, of Mohammedans. Such verbal scorn seemed to salve their consciousness of inbred inferiority. Families of Moslems lived among them, identical in race and habit, except for a less mincing dialect, and less parade of emigration and its results.

On the higher slopes of the hills clustered settlements of Metawala, Shia Mohammedans from Persia generations ago. They were dirty, ignorant, surly and fanatical, refusing to eat or drink with infidels; holding the Sunni as bad as Christians; following only their own priests and notables. Strength of character was their virtue: a rare one in garrulous Syria. Over the hill-crest lay villages of Christian yeomen living in free peace with their Moslem neighbours as though they had never heard the grumbles of Lebanon. East of them were semi-nomad Arab peasantry; and then the open desert.

A fourth section, a degree southward, would have fallen near Acre, where the inhabitants, from the seashore, were first Sunni Arabs, then Druses, then Metawala. On the banks of the Jordan valley lived bitterly-suspicious colonies of Algerian refugees, facing villages of Jews.

The Jews were of varied sorts. Some, Hebrew scholars of the traditionalist pattern, had developed a standard and style of living befitting the country: while the later comers, many of whom were German-inspired, had introduced strange manners, and strange crops, and European houses (erected out of charitable funds) into this land of Palestine, which seemed too small and too poor to repay in kind their efforts: but the land tolerated them. Galilee did not show the deep-seated antipathy to its Jewish colonists which was an unlovely feature of the neighbouring Judea.

Across the eastern plains (thick with Arabs) lay a labyrinth of crackled lava, the Leja, where the loose and broken men of Syria had foregathered for unnumbered generations. Their descendants lived there in lawless villages, secure from Turk and Beduin, and worked out their internecine feuds at leisure. South and south-west of them opened the Hauran, a huge fertile land; populous with warlike, self-reliant' and prosperous Arab peasantry.

East of them were the Druses, heterodox Moslem followers of a mad and dead Sultan of Egypt. They hated Maronites with a bitter hatred; which, when encouraged by the Government and the fanatics of Damascus, found expression in great periodic killings. None the less the Druses were disliked by the Moslem Arabs and despised them in return. They were at feud with the Beduins, and preserved in their mountain a show of the chivalrous semi-feudalism of Lebanon in the days of their autonomous Emirs.

A fifth section in the latitude of Jerusalem would have begun with Germans and with German Jews, speaking German or German-Yiddish, more intractable even than the Jews of the Roman era, unable to endure contact with others not of their race, some of them farmers, most of them shopkeepers, the most foreign, uncharitable part of the whole population of Syria. Around them glowered their enemies, the sullen Palestine peasants, more stupid than the yeomen of North Syria, material as the Egyptians, and bankrupt.

East of them lay the Jordan depth, inhabited by charred serfs; and across it group upon group of self-respecting village Christians who were, after their agricultural co-religionists of the Orontes valley, the least timid examples of our original faith in the country. Among them and east of them were tens of thousands of semi-nomad Arabs, holding the creed of the desert, living on the fear and bounty of their Christian neighbours. Down this debatable land the Ottoman Government had planted a line of Circassian immigrants from the Russian Caucasus. These held their ground only by the sword and the favour of the Turks, to whom they were, of necessity, devoted.
(I added the underlining.)

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

ANOTHER VISIT FROM OLD (ST.) NICK (Poem)


‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
The whole damned family was as drunk as a louse!
The stockings were hung in the bathroom’s foul air,
And the toilet was crusted with old pubic hair.

The children were belching and singing vile songs,
While the kid in bed was pulling his dong.
Ma, home from the outhouse and Pa, out of jail,
Had just settled down for a nice piece of tail.

When, out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter!
Away to the window I flew, like a flash, 
Slipped on a beer can and busted my ass!

The moon, bright on the new-fallen snow,
Gave a luster to objects called “the whorehouse below.”
When, what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
But a rusty sleigh, and two mangy reindeer!
With a little ol’ driver a-pulling his dick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick!

As slow as snails, his reindeer they came,
And he bitched, and he swore, and he called them by name:
“Now Dasher, now Dancer, up, over the walls!
Quick, goddammit, or I’ll cut off your balls!”

And then, in a twinkling, on the rooftop
I heard an unmistakable “plop.”
And old St. Nick, he slipped and he fell,
And he came down the chimney like a bat out of Hell!

He was dressed all in fur, from his boots to his mitts,
And his clothes were all tarnished with fresh reindeer shit.
His bundle of toys was smeared in a bunch,
And he looked like a wino about to blow lunch!

His eyes were quite bleary from taking a “nap.”
His face was quite purple; his nose like road maps.
His little mouth uncontrollably drooled,
And his beard was entangled with fresh reindeer stool.

He had a round face, and a swollen beer belly,
And his breath, when he burped, was foul and smelly.
He was snarling and piggy, a right grumpy old elf,
And he ate everything off the pantry shelf!

As I then started to retch and to heave,
Old St. Nick decided to leave.
And, sticking a finger up inside his nose,
And cutting a fart, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang for his sleigh, but missed the door,
Tripped on his peter and fell to the floor.
Well, I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

“Piss on you all!  This was a helluva night!”

GROUNDHOG DAY

Tomorrow is "Groundhog Day," and I hope you will observe the solemn occasion by eating a LOT of pork sausage ("ground hog").  I must credit a friend with that inspiration.

Anyway, a big to-do is made every year about whether or not the poor rodent "sees" his shadow whereupon, the legend goes, if he does see said shadow, he will crawl back into his burrow and hibernate another 6 weeks while winter weather continues to grind down our spirits.  February is supposed to be the LONGEST month in the year!

The popular alternative is that if the groundhog does NOT see his shadow, there will be a SHORT winter; but, that is not part of the "official" legend!  There is simply nothing said about the ABSENCE of the groundhog's shadow, one way or the other!  It is another unwarranted conclusion to which unthinking people leap!

Consider that "6 weeks" from Feb. 2 is March 16, which is about 5 days short of the Equinox, the "official" beginning of Spring.  Winter is normally not going to end much earlier anyway, and it could run a lot longer past March 16!  So, the "legend" is merely a redundancy.  It states the obvious.  The weather following Feb. 2 until mid-March is going to most likely be rather nippy anyway!  Shadow or no!

The daylight is already lasting longer in the evenings.  That is most welcome.  Now if only the temperatures would rise a bit.  At least the daffodils will start popping out in about 4 weeks!


B-R-R-R-R-R!

Monday, January 23, 2017

DEMOLITION

I have been trying to think of a way to express my feelings about the end of my marriage almost 11 years ago, when my ex-wife left me and moved to Oklahoma.  I have been almost literally paralyzed with fear, terror, loneliness, embarrassment, shame, guilt.  I cannot begin to adequately describe the overwhelming burden of her wish to utterly leave me behind.  But she was absolutely justified in so doing, since I was a perfect asshole.

I have recently watched a movie with Jake Gyllenhaal entitled Demolition, about a young man whose wife is killed in an automobile accident, and who learns from his in-laws that the dead wife (whose absence he severely mourns) was having a torrid affair with some other guy and was pregnant with his child.  It has inspired me to finally put down in writing what I have carried with me for the past 11 years.

I don’t think my ex-wife was having an affair, but she had obviously concluded that any further time spent with me was a waste.  According to an online article I read a few months ago, she now has a “boyfriend,” and that revelation has been such a crushing burden that I can barely breathe, thinking about it.  One would hope that after 11 years such stuff would be of no consequence, but I have been unable to shake the significance of her departure from my life.

In reflecting on the theme of the movie, Demolition, I have come to some conclusions.  The loss of a loved one is a profound event that can crush the soul of most any human being.  There are no “guidelines” or “manual” that can provide a neat way of coping with such loss, and there is no “right way” to overcome the effects of such grief.  Each and every person is different, and he or she is on his/her own when such an event happens.  Nobody else can help at all.

The loss of a loved one, especially a lover, must be the worst there is.  If the loss is by death, then there is the likely amelioration of “certainty” whereby the loss is utterly unplanned, unintentional, irreversible and finite.  When the loss is by divorce, the “losing” party has the same kind of loss, but it is aggravated by the knowledge that the departing person is still alive and CHOSE to leave; CHOSE to reject the “losing” party and is still very much alive, living elsewhere and CHOOSING to make love to another person on a regular basis.

That sort of rejection and loss is suffocating.  Right this very moment I am barely able to breathe as I write these words.  The feelings of worthlessness and stupidity cannot even be described.  Interestingly, if my ex-wife was to show up on my doorstep and ask to return, I am not sure I would agree!  Eleven years is a very long time to live alone, and I have changed, not necessarily for the better, but I am somewhat settled in my aloneness.  I would be afraid to let someone--anyone--into my life now.

It is not only the absence of the affections of the other that are at stake, but also the rejection itself is a major problem.  If the person whom I adored most and trusted most has rejected the essence of who I am, how can I possibly get beyond that determination?  How can I possibly respect and “like” myself ever again?  I was so integrated with her judgment and intelligence that the condemnation is inescapable, as if I am condemning myself, over and over again.  I cannot hide from my own disgust!

The self-loathing is, therefore, a major problem.  As I write this, I am feeling it very intensely, but I keep hoping that it will eventually lift and disappear.  When my ex-wife first left, I thought that since I had been through this before (it was my second failed marriage) I would know better how to handle it, but I find that it is much worse, since my first wife and I mutually chose to part.  My second wife’s departure was entirely ex parte--entirely her choice.  She would sometimes get out of our bed late at night and go into the bedroom across the hall, apparently planning her “escape.”  I would get up to use the toilet but never suspected a thing.  I thought she was just suffering insomnia and working on an architectural problem she had with her work.  Silly me!

As I write this I have no idea what to do from here on.  It really is “one day at a time.”  I keep desperately hoping for some sort of relief.  I keep desperately hoping for some sort of breakthrough.  But I am 11 years older now than I was when she left, and I am now a truly “older” person.  I am nearer the end of my life, and making plans for the future is almost irrelevant.

I am a curious person, however, so I have to persevere and see what happens.