Monday, June 19, 2017

GOLDEN RATIO & SQUARES



(E-mail to a friend 6/17/17.  Updated 2/7/18.)

I have been reading a lot, lately, about the Golden Ratio (ϕ = 1.618) and the Fibonacci Series which, as you know, is manifest in nature in many ways.

My friend, Bill Atalay, has published (several years ago) Math And The Mona Lisa about the use of mathematical proportion by Leonardo da Vinci, etc.  Bill is a professor of physics at Mary Washington, U.Va. and Princeton.  I may have already mentioned him.  I recall that I did so.  He goes into extensive detail about da Vinci’s use of the Golden Ratio and related factors.  He discusses the Great Pyramid as a manifestation of the Golden Ratio, which may be why I mentioned it to you earlier.

He references a stained-glass window (with photo) at the UN by Marc Chagall, which has 5 square panes x 8 square panes, a manifestation of two numbers in the Fibonacci Series, which mathematically invokes the Golden Ratio.  I have taken it upon myself to graph the expanding projection of the Series in a “logarithmic spiral” on graph paper, proceeding in successive squares and starting at 1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21-34-55-89-144, etc., making a right-angle turn at each break.  I ran out of space at “55” but it continues, of course, into infinity.

ANYWAY, as each number increments, it does so by adding an exact SQUARE of the long side of the preceding rectangle, such that the two side-by-side ones add a 2 x 2 square adjacent, then a 3 x 3 square is added to the long side of the (2 + 1 =) 3 x 2 rectangle, then a 5 x 5 square is added to the long side of the (3 + 2 =) 5 x 3 rectangle, then a 8 x 8 square is added to the long side of the (5 + 3 +) 8 x 5 rectangle, etc.  If one assigns an arbitrary value of “1” (1 x 1) to any square added, then the preceding rectangle that itself already measures as a Golden Rectangle is 0.618 of the square, 1/ϕ, being the mathematical inverse of ϕ!  Then that prior Golden Rectangle added to the new square becomes it’s own Golden Rectangle which is then 0.618 of the next larger square added, etc.!!  Therefore, each manifest Golden Rectangle is 1.618 of the preceding rectangle (1.0 + 0.618)!

THIS IS SIGNIFICANT and explains why (I believe) the Golden Ratio is manifest in nature!  Consider that a plant, a chambered nautilus, whatever, is going to grow LARGER by adding more tissue to its existing size, and it will do so more “efficiently” if added to the larger "side" of the existing tissue.  It might also be confined by the allowed physical space (like the nautilus shell), so it is forced to "spiral" out to the side again and again as it grows.  Now, the new growth produces a “SQUARE” of sorts because the new tissue has spread out more or less equally in all directions, and that is basically what a “square” is—it is spread out from side to side and end to end equally, and that "spread" will arguably be defined in scope by the size of the existing tissue from which it emanates.  Perhaps the existing long side of the prior rectangle serves as sort of a “brake” to tell the organism to stop growing for that particular sequence once it reaches the full-spread “square” equivalency.  I don’t know if this explains WHY it grows that way, but that is what I imagined.

I took my graph of the squared-off “spiral” and colored the succeeding squares added in different colors to readily show how it accretes size in such a maneuver.

SHUT THE F*** UP!


(Published in the Richmond [Va.] Times-Dispatch 6/14/17, “Flag Day,” inexplicably without the last sentence!)

Dear Editor:

I have concluded that there is WAY too much attention being paid to the many peccadilloes of Donald Trump, and that we should ALL just shut up about him.  He is NOT going to change nor reform.

I agree with Trevor Noah of “The Daily Show” that there is so much silly stuff coming from Donald Trump that a whiplash injury may well result from jerking one’s head back and forth trying to comprehend all the absurd words and deeds of Donald Trump.

I propose that a 30-day period of self-imposed total silence about Trump be observed from June 20 to July 20.  He may well be unable to bear the burden of being utterly ignored and thus have a meltdown!  We owe ourselves at least THAT much!

I hereby express my gratitude in advance to those who refrain from pointing out that I have already violated my own suggestion!

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

SEVEN PILLARS of (FREQUENTLY IGNORED) WISDOM

For the past 15 years or so I have been trying to read as many books and articles as I can stomach about the Middle East and central Asia, where so many US, Russian and European swords have been broken in vain, arrogant attempts to “conquer” or control that huge area.  I want to understand, as best I can, what it is our Fearless Leaders insist we are up against, especially since the planes hit the World Trade Center and the Pentagon back in 2001.

I probably started with the 10,000-year history of The Black Sea by Neil Ascherson.  It is a fabulous book telling the story of that area, a bit north of the present-day concerns.  I then read The Great Game by Peter Hopkirk at the urging of another friend, which tells the fascinating story of the 100-year-long struggle between Great Britain and Russia in the 1800’s, vying for control of central Asia (in the vicinity of present-day Afghanistan), pushing back and forth as the “tribal chieftains” of the day (now likely the designated “warlords” of today) shifted their allegiances back and forth, depending on which side was paying the most baksheesh!  I then read Saladin by P. H. Newby, also given to me by the same friend, about the 13th-Century devout and enlightened Muslim Kurdish warrior who resisted the Christian Crusades in Palestine, but who had as much deadly threat to fear from his Muslim “allies” as he did from the Christians.  I have probably read other such books, too, but these are the ones that made the biggest impressions on me.

I am now slogging through Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T. E. Lawrence (“of Arabia”), loaned to me by a friend who has read it (and who I suspect wishes to drive me insane).  It has been a tough book to read, but I finally got to some serious “red meat” this April morning in Chapter 58, about halfway through.  Lawrence had just come off his improbable but successful drive across the desert to attack and take Akaba at the head of the Gulf of Aqaba on the eastern side of the Sinai peninsula, where the Jordan River probably once flowed through what is now the usually dry “Wadi Araba” south from the Dead Sea to the Red Sea.  Having taken Akaba by land, Lawrence and his Arab allies would now join up with British Gen. Allenby, and the forces of Prince Feisal, the likely ruler over an eventually unified Arab people, would be placed under Allenby’s direct command in their drive to purge the Turks out of Palestine.  (The drive across the desert to Akaba is, perhaps, the main event in the wonderful movie, “Lawrence of Arabia,” which I just watched again this past weekend.)

The following summarizes what Lawrence thought they were up against back in the early 1900’s to try to unify the Arabs and to “settle” a place like Syria once they reached Damascus, their target.  I doubt that very much has changed since.  The cultural complexity of what is real there is stunning.  It’s not simply “Sunni” vs. “Shiite.”  Note the textual variations, whereby Lawrence refers to Muslims variably as Moslems or Mohammedans, Beyrout for Beirut, Akaba for Aqaba, etc.  Note also that there are two Tripoli’s, one of course, in Libya, and the other being at the extremely northern end of the Mediterranean's eastern shoreline just north of Beirut.

Now, these are merely the observations of one British person, and some of them are obviously subjective.  Some may even be offensive by today’s standards, but the core issue is not necessarily the precise truth of each statement but is instead the complexity of the whole.  (I confess I was especially amused by the following observation: They [certain Christian Arabs] seemed very sturdy Christians, quite unlike their snivelling brethren in the hills.)

I have believed for some time, without a hint of irony, that we should get the Hell out of the Middle East and central Asia and stay out!  Afghanistan is NOT much of a “country,” whatever that word really means, and despite our best intentions.  It is arguably a geographic space BETWEEN countries and will likely always remain so!  There are horrible, brutal things happening in that part of the world that offend me, but we simply cannot stop what has been going on there for thousands of years, LONG BEFORE Islam or Christianity or even Judaism ever became a reality.  I believe that what has been happening over there is only incidentally related to religion.  I believe the cultural aspects are much, much more influential and indelible.  It is incumbent upon each of us to try to understand the dominant culture of a place before we try to “own” it or even to control it.  We should stop fulfilling the definition of insanity as doing the same thing, over and over again, and expecting a different result each time.

After reading the following complexity, ask yourself: what would YOU do to straighten out that mess?


I am indebted to the “Project Gutenberg Australia” for the following.  Lawrence's entire book is online there:

CHAPTER LVIII

Again there fell a pause in my work and again my thoughts built themselves up. Till Feisal and Jaafar and Joyce and the army came we could do little but think: yet that, for our own credit, was the essential process. So far our war had had but the one studied operation--the march on Akaba. Such haphazard playing with the men and movements of which we had assumed the leadership disgraced our minds. I vowed to know henceforward, before I moved, where I was going and by what roads.

At Wejh the Hejaz war was won: after Akaba it was ended. Feisal's army had cleared off its Arabian liabilities and now, under General Allenby the joint Commander-in-Chief, its role was to take part in the military deliverance of Syria.

The difference between Hejaz and Syria was the difference between the desert and the sown. The problem which faced us was one of character--the learning to become civil. Wadi Musa village was our first peasant recruit. Unless we became peasants too, the independence movement would get no further.

It was good for the Arab Revolt that so early in its growth this change imposed itself. We had been hopelessly labouring to plough waste lands; to make nationality grow in a place full of the certainty of God, that upas certainty which forbade all hope. Among the tribes our creed could be only like the desert grass--a beautiful swift seeming of spring; which, after a day's heat, fell dusty. Aims and ideas must be translated into tangibility by material expression. The desert men were too detached to express the one; too poor in goods, too remote from complexity, to carry the other. If we would prolong our life, we must win into the ornamented lands; to the villages where roofs or fields held men's eyes downward and near; and begin our campaign as we had begun that in Wadi Ais, by a study of the map, and a recollection of the nature of this our battleground of Syria.

Our feet were upon its southern boundary. To the east stretched the nomadic desert. To the west Syria was limited by the Mediterranean, from Gaza to Alexandretta. On the north the Turkish populations of Anatolia gave it an end. Within these limits the land was much parcelled up by natural divisions. Of them the first and greatest was longitudinal; the rugged spine of mountains which, from north to south, divided a coast strip from a wide inland plain.

These areas had climatic differences so marked that they made two countries, two races almost, with their respective populations. The shore Syrians lived in different houses, fed and worked differently, used an Arabic differing by inflection and in tone from that of the inlanders. They spoke of the interior unwillingly, as of a wild land of blood and terror.

The inland plain was sub-divided geographically into strips by rivers. These valleys were the most stable and prosperous tillages of the country. Their inhabitants reflected them: contrasting, on the desert side, with the strange, shifting populations of the borderland, wavering eastward or westward with the season, living by their wits, wasted by drought and locusts, by Beduin raids; or, if these failed them, by their own incurable blood feuds.

Nature had so divided the country into zones. Man, elaborating nature, had given to her compartments an additional complexity. Each of these main north-and-south strip divisions was crossed and walled off artificially into communities at odds. We had to gather them into our hands for offensive action against the Turks. Feisal's opportunities and difficulties lay in these political complications of Syria which we mentally arranged in order, like a social map.

In the very north, furthest from us, the language-boundary followed, not inaptly, the coach road from Alexandretta to Aleppo, until it met the Baghdad Railway, up which it went to the Euphrates valley; but enclaves of Turkish speech lay to the south of this general line in the Turkoman villages north and south of Antioch, and in the Armenians who were sifted in among them.

Otherwise, a main component of the coast population was the community of Ansariya, those disciples of a cult of fertility, sheer pagan, anti-foreign, distrustful of Islam, drawn at moments towards Christians by common persecution. The sect, vital in itself, was clannish in feeling and politics. One Nosairi would not betray another, and would hardly not betray an unbeliever. Their villages lay in patches down the main hills to the Tripoli gap. They spoke Arabic, but had lived there since the beginning of Greek letters in Syria. Usually they stood aside from affairs, and left the Turkish Government alone in hope of reciprocity.

Mixed among the Ansariyeh were colonies of Syrian Christians; and in the bend of the Orontes had been some firm blocks of Armenians, inimical to Turkey. Inland, near Harim were Druses, Arabic in origin; and some Circassians from the Caucasus. These had their hand against all. North-east of them were Kurds, settlers of some generations back, who were marrying Arabs and adopting their politics. They hated native Christians most; and, after them, they hated Turks and Europeans.

Just beyond the Kurds existed a few Yezidis, Arabic-speaking, but in thought affected by the dualism of Iran, and prone to placate the spirit of evil. Christians, Mohammedans, and Jews, peoples who placed revelation before reason, united to spit upon Yezid. Inland of them stood Aleppo, a town of two hundred thousand people, an epitome of all Turkey's races and religions. Eastward of Aleppo, for sixty miles, were settled Arabs whose colour and manner became more and more tribal as they neared the fringe of cultivation where the semi-nomad ended and the Bedawi began.

A section across Syria from sea to desert, a degree further south, began in colonies of Moslem Circassians near the coast. In the new generation they spoke Arabic and were an ingenious race, but quarrelsome, much opposed by their Arab neighbours. Inland of them were Ismailiya. These Persian immigrants had turned Arab in the course of centuries, but revered among themselves one Mohammed, who in the flesh, was the Agha Khan. They believed him to be a great and wonderful sovereign, honouring the English with his friendship. They shunned Moslems, but feebly hid their beastly opinions under a veneer of orthodoxy.

Beyond them were the strange sights of villages of Christian tribal Arabs, under sheikhs. They seemed very sturdy Christians, quite unlike their snivelling brethren in the hills. They lived as the Sunni about them, dressed like them, and were on the best terms with them.

East of the Christians lay semi-pastoral Moslem communities; and on the last edge of cultivation, some villages of Ismailia outcasts, in search of the peace men would not grant. Beyond were Beduin.

A third section through Syria, another degree lower, fell between Tripoli and Beyrout. First, near the coast, were Lebanon Christians; for the most part Maronites or Greeks. It was hard to disentangle the politics of the two Churches. Superficially, one should have been French and one Russian; but a part of the population, to earn a living, had been in the United States, and there developed an Anglo-Saxon vein, not the less vigorous for being spurious.

The Greek Church prided itself on being Old Syrian, autochthonous, of an intense localism which might ally it with Turkey rather than endure irretrievable domination by a Roman Power.

The adherents of the two sects were at one in unmeasured slander, when they dared, of Mohammedans. Such verbal scorn seemed to salve their consciousness of inbred inferiority. Families of Moslems lived among them, identical in race and habit, except for a less mincing dialect, and less parade of emigration and its results.

On the higher slopes of the hills clustered settlements of Metawala, Shia Mohammedans from Persia generations ago. They were dirty, ignorant, surly and fanatical, refusing to eat or drink with infidels; holding the Sunni as bad as Christians; following only their own priests and notables. Strength of character was their virtue: a rare one in garrulous Syria. Over the hill-crest lay villages of Christian yeomen living in free peace with their Moslem neighbours as though they had never heard the grumbles of Lebanon. East of them were semi-nomad Arab peasantry; and then the open desert.

A fourth section, a degree southward, would have fallen near Acre, where the inhabitants, from the seashore, were first Sunni Arabs, then Druses, then Metawala. On the banks of the Jordan valley lived bitterly-suspicious colonies of Algerian refugees, facing villages of Jews.

The Jews were of varied sorts. Some, Hebrew scholars of the traditionalist pattern, had developed a standard and style of living befitting the country: while the later comers, many of whom were German-inspired, had introduced strange manners, and strange crops, and European houses (erected out of charitable funds) into this land of Palestine, which seemed too small and too poor to repay in kind their efforts: but the land tolerated them. Galilee did not show the deep-seated antipathy to its Jewish colonists which was an unlovely feature of the neighbouring Judea.

Across the eastern plains (thick with Arabs) lay a labyrinth of crackled lava, the Leja, where the loose and broken men of Syria had foregathered for unnumbered generations. Their descendants lived there in lawless villages, secure from Turk and Beduin, and worked out their internecine feuds at leisure. South and south-west of them opened the Hauran, a huge fertile land; populous with warlike, self-reliant' and prosperous Arab peasantry.

East of them were the Druses, heterodox Moslem followers of a mad and dead Sultan of Egypt. They hated Maronites with a bitter hatred; which, when encouraged by the Government and the fanatics of Damascus, found expression in great periodic killings. None the less the Druses were disliked by the Moslem Arabs and despised them in return. They were at feud with the Beduins, and preserved in their mountain a show of the chivalrous semi-feudalism of Lebanon in the days of their autonomous Emirs.

A fifth section in the latitude of Jerusalem would have begun with Germans and with German Jews, speaking German or German-Yiddish, more intractable even than the Jews of the Roman era, unable to endure contact with others not of their race, some of them farmers, most of them shopkeepers, the most foreign, uncharitable part of the whole population of Syria. Around them glowered their enemies, the sullen Palestine peasants, more stupid than the yeomen of North Syria, material as the Egyptians, and bankrupt.

East of them lay the Jordan depth, inhabited by charred serfs; and across it group upon group of self-respecting village Christians who were, after their agricultural co-religionists of the Orontes valley, the least timid examples of our original faith in the country. Among them and east of them were tens of thousands of semi-nomad Arabs, holding the creed of the desert, living on the fear and bounty of their Christian neighbours. Down this debatable land the Ottoman Government had planted a line of Circassian immigrants from the Russian Caucasus. These held their ground only by the sword and the favour of the Turks, to whom they were, of necessity, devoted.
(I added the underlining.)

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

ANOTHER VISIT FROM OLD (ST.) NICK (Poem)


‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
The whole damned family was as drunk as a louse!
The stockings were hung in the bathroom’s foul air,
And the toilet was crusted with old pubic hair.

The children were belching and singing vile songs,
While the kid in bed was pulling his dong.
Ma, home from the outhouse and Pa, out of jail,
Had just settled down for a nice piece of tail.

When, out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter!
Away to the window I flew, like a flash, 
Slipped on a beer can and busted my ass!

The moon, bright on the new-fallen snow,
Gave a luster to objects called “the whorehouse below.”
When, what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
But a rusty sleigh, and two mangy reindeer!
With a little ol’ driver a-pulling his dick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick!

As slow as snails, his reindeer they came,
And he bitched, and he swore, and he called them by name:
“Now Dasher, now Dancer, up, over the walls!
Quick, goddammit, or I’ll cut off your balls!”

And then, in a twinkling, on the rooftop
I heard an unmistakable “plop.”
And old St. Nick, he slipped and he fell,
And he came down the chimney like a bat out of Hell!

He was dressed all in fur, from his boots to his mitts,
And his clothes were all tarnished with fresh reindeer shit.
His bundle of toys was smeared in a bunch,
And he looked like a wino about to blow lunch!

His eyes were quite bleary from taking a “nap.”
His face was quite purple; his nose like road maps.
His little mouth uncontrollably drooled,
And his beard was entangled with fresh reindeer stool.

He had a round face, and a swollen beer belly,
And his breath, when he burped, was foul and smelly.
He was snarling and piggy, a right grumpy old elf,
And he ate everything off the pantry shelf!

As I then started to retch and to heave,
Old St. Nick decided to leave.
And, sticking a finger up inside his nose,
And cutting a fart, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang for his sleigh, but missed the door,
Tripped on his peter and fell to the floor.
Well, I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

“Piss on you all!  This was a helluva night!”

GROUNDHOG DAY

Tomorrow is "Groundhog Day," and I hope you will observe the solemn occasion by eating a LOT of pork sausage ("ground hog").  I must credit a friend with that inspiration.

Anyway, a big to-do is made every year about whether or not the poor rodent "sees" his shadow whereupon, the legend goes, if he does see said shadow, he will crawl back into his burrow and hibernate another 6 weeks while winter weather continues to grind down our spirits.  February is supposed to be the LONGEST month in the year!

The popular alternative is that if the groundhog does NOT see his shadow, there will be a SHORT winter; but, that is not part of the "official" legend!  There is simply nothing said about the ABSENCE of the groundhog's shadow, one way or the other!  It is another unwarranted conclusion to which unthinking people leap!

Consider that "6 weeks" from Feb. 2 is March 16, which is about 5 days short of the Equinox, the "official" beginning of Spring.  Winter is normally not going to end much earlier anyway, and it could run a lot longer past March 16!  So, the "legend" is merely a redundancy.  It states the obvious.  The weather following Feb. 2 until mid-March is going to most likely be rather nippy anyway!  Shadow or no!

The daylight is already lasting longer in the evenings.  That is most welcome.  Now if only the temperatures would rise a bit.  At least the daffodils will start popping out in about 4 weeks!


B-R-R-R-R-R!

Monday, January 23, 2017

DEMOLITION

I have been trying to think of a way to express my feelings about the end of my marriage almost 11 years ago, when my ex-wife left me and moved to Oklahoma.  I have been almost literally paralyzed with fear, terror, loneliness, embarrassment, shame, guilt.  I cannot begin to adequately describe the overwhelming burden of her wish to utterly leave me behind.  But she was absolutely justified in so doing, since I was a perfect asshole.

I have recently watched a movie with Jake Gyllenhaal entitled Demolition, about a young man whose wife is killed in an automobile accident, and who learns from his in-laws that the dead wife (whose absence he severely mourns) was having a torrid affair with some other guy and was pregnant with his child.  It has inspired me to finally put down in writing what I have carried with me for the past 11 years.

I don’t think my ex-wife was having an affair, but she had obviously concluded that any further time spent with me was a waste.  According to an online article I read a few months ago, she now has a “boyfriend,” and that revelation has been such a crushing burden that I can barely breathe, thinking about it.  One would hope that after 11 years such stuff would be of no consequence, but I have been unable to shake the significance of her departure from my life.

In reflecting on the theme of the movie, Demolition, I have come to some conclusions.  The loss of a loved one is a profound event that can crush the soul of most any human being.  There are no “guidelines” or “manual” that can provide a neat way of coping with such loss, and there is no “right way” to overcome the effects of such grief.  Each and every person is different, and he or she is on his/her own when such an event happens.  Nobody else can help at all.

The loss of a loved one, especially a lover, must be the worst there is.  If the loss is by death, then there is the likely amelioration of “certainty” whereby the loss is utterly unplanned, unintentional, irreversible and finite.  When the loss is by divorce, the “losing” party has the same kind of loss, but it is aggravated by the knowledge that the departing person is still alive and CHOSE to leave; CHOSE to reject the “losing” party and is still very much alive, living elsewhere and CHOOSING to make love to another person on a regular basis.

That sort of rejection and loss is suffocating.  Right this very moment I am barely able to breathe as I write these words.  The feelings of worthlessness and stupidity cannot even be described.  Interestingly, if my ex-wife was to show up on my doorstep and ask to return, I am not sure I would agree!  Eleven years is a very long time to live alone, and I have changed, not necessarily for the better, but I am somewhat settled in my aloneness.  I would be afraid to let someone--anyone--into my life now.

It is not only the absence of the affections of the other that are at stake, but also the rejection itself is a major problem.  If the person whom I adored most and trusted most has rejected the essence of who I am, how can I possibly get beyond that determination?  How can I possibly respect and “like” myself ever again?  I was so integrated with her judgment and intelligence that the condemnation is inescapable, as if I am condemning myself, over and over again.  I cannot hide from my own disgust!

The self-loathing is, therefore, a major problem.  As I write this, I am feeling it very intensely, but I keep hoping that it will eventually lift and disappear.  When my ex-wife first left, I thought that since I had been through this before (it was my second failed marriage) I would know better how to handle it, but I find that it is much worse, since my first wife and I mutually chose to part.  My second wife’s departure was entirely ex parte--entirely her choice.  She would sometimes get out of our bed late at night and go into the bedroom across the hall, apparently planning her “escape.”  I would get up to use the toilet but never suspected a thing.  I thought she was just suffering insomnia and working on an architectural problem she had with her work.  Silly me!

As I write this I have no idea what to do from here on.  It really is “one day at a time.”  I keep desperately hoping for some sort of relief.  I keep desperately hoping for some sort of breakthrough.  But I am 11 years older now than I was when she left, and I am now a truly “older” person.  I am nearer the end of my life, and making plans for the future is almost irrelevant.

I am a curious person, however, so I have to persevere and see what happens.


Saturday, December 24, 2016

JUST SAY "NO" TO LOCAL PROFFERS

(The following was published in The Richmond (Va.) Times-Dispatch on 12/21/16 as "Correspondent of the Day.")
I enjoyed your Monday article about legislative restrictions for local proffers, which are unconstitutional and should be entirely banned.

Proffers imposed by multiple jurisdictions become a "pass-through" cost because buyers cannot "shop around" to avoid them.  Developers must bear the onerous up-front burden of proffers, but ultimately they are passed on to buyers as an "entry fee" for the "privilege" of living in such communities.  No one should have to pay an "entry fee" to live anywhere in this country they wish.  Most existing owners did not suffer any proffers; neither should new owners.  If SOME of the buyers of the newly developed properties happen to be older locals seeking to "downsize" by moving to a smaller house or townhouse, why should those people have to pay such an "entry fee" to stay where they already are?

There is a very real cash squeeze being felt by local jurisdictions as the land tax yields smaller or stagnant revenues due to dropping or stagnant property values in many places.  It is past time for localities to shift to a local income tax instead, but that won't likely be allowed by the Virginia General Assembly anytime in the foreseeable future.  Many large rural tracts of land are owned by relatively few folks with substantial incomes getting subsidies of artificially lowered land taxes (the so-called "land-use tax") that fictionally depreciates the actual market value of their lands.  Meanwhile, local government budgeting is a "zero-sum game" since they cannot print their own money.  Those who do not qualify for those subsidies, like ordinary residential owners and cash-strapped businesses, must make up the revenue differences created by those unwarranted subsidies out of their own pockets.  

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUMP AND GODZILLA? (Joke)

The difference between Donald Trump and Godzilla?

One is a huge, ill-tempered reptile with small forelegs, orange skin, and weird orange scales on his head who goes around stomping on innocent people, bellowing and baring his teeth a lot; the other is just a Japanese movie dinosaur!

TO THE TELLER OF A LAME JOKE (Poem)

© 1968, 2016

I lift my long and leaden limb.
THIS, I say, I'll give to him.
And so, without a moment's warning
(It's the same at night or morning),
If we don’t laugh (until we choke)
Because he told a bad, lame joke,
For all his efforts, he'll only get

A broken breeze for his weak wit!

BAD-NEWS BORK

This ran in the Charlottesville (Va.) Daily Progress Oct. 4, 1987


Bork Bad News For Individual Rights


U.S. Constitution, Amendment IX: 
The enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.


Magnetized to my refrigerator is a "Ziggy" cartoon by Tom Wilson in which Ziggy is again on the psychiatrist's couch with a worried countenance. The shrink says to him, "You're cured, Ziggy. ... The American Psychiatric Association no longer considers fear of the government to be paranoid behavior!"  Small comfort, indeed, with appointment of Judge Robert Bork to the U.S. Supreme Court at stake.

Bork is probably not unfit or unqualified to serve on the court, but we shouldn't want him up there, and it is appropriate for those senators who so agree to exercise their constitutionally granted political power to deny consent to his nomination.  Bork, who seems to be a smart and witty fellow, also appears to have a frightening and dangerously skewed view of the balance between the rights of individuals and the powers of government (and its bureaucrats) that predictably and inexorably encroach on our rights more and more each day.  All of this is said notwithstanding his apparent "conversions" during or shortly prior to his appearance on the witness stand.  A distinction is noted here between "rights" and "powers," not mine originally. I refer to the somewhat esoteric yet clarifying legal philosophy of John Wesley Hohfeld.  He said that under our system of laws, it is necessary to distinguish between rights held by persons, against which the state has no authority to act, and limited powers held by the state, which specifically are granted by the Constitution or reasonably inferred.  People have rights, but governments, state or federal do not.  Governments must have the specific power to act; otherwise, the people are supposed to be immune from governmental meddling.

The history of the Constitution and the shared philosophy of our nation's Founders extolling the "Natural Rights of Man," espoused by John Locke and others (including Thomas Jefferson and James Madison), must lead us to the inescapable conclusion that limited powers flow from the people to the government, not that rights flow from the government to the people. Bork seems to reverse these principles by ignoring the concurrent principle of the immunity of individuals from the tyranny of the majority.

It should not be necessary, nor is it seemly, that individuals must go to the politicians or the courts, hat in hand, to beg for their rights.  Jefferson said that the "Natural Rights of Man" are not some dispensation gratuitously given to us by our all-powerful, benevolent government, subject to deprivation upon the whim of the majority.  Unfortunately, it is fairly clear that Bork's view of the balance between powers and rights follows a statist belief in a benign government, a term I view as oxymoronic.

Bork is widely regarded as a "conservative" of towering intellect who supposedly will bring to the Supreme Court a "strict constructionist" doctrine asserting that judges are to interpret, not make, law. His railings against "judicial legislation" are clearly what moved Ronald Reagan to nominate him.  Conversely, much of the criticism of Bork is nothing more than Mickey Mouse carping that, in my view, misses the mark and will serve to enhance his chances of confirmation, as was the case with William Rehnquist's nomination for chief justice.  The only two charges against Rehnquist that had any merit were the allegations of minority voter intimidation and his failure to recuse himself from hearing a case as a justice (in which he cast a decisive vote) in which he had participated as a Justice Department lawyer.  One would not, however, have known much about these serious issues for all of the smoke that was blown out over the irrelevant nitpickings against Mr. Rehnquist by his opponents, much the same people who are not taking potshots at Bork.

Attorney General Edwin Meese III (a.k.a. "Officer Ed") is fond of frequently citing Alexander Hamilton's opposition to the Bill of Rights as authority for the assertion that individual rights were not unanimously recognized by the Founders. As with so many legal issues, the "Sage of Wedtech" has been serving up the baloney again.  In fact, Hamilton's opposition was not out of hostility to the concept of individual liberty but was instead born out of the fear that reactionary statists such as Meese, Reagan and Bork would claim, as they have, that the failure specifically to enumerate a right would allow the inference that the right does not exist.  Thus, following the "Borkian" analysis of individual rights, "if it ain't written, it ain't."  On the witness stand recently, Bork attempted to recant some of his more extreme past positions in what appeared to be a new-found libertarian attitude.  I was shocked, therefore, to hear that he was claiming to renounce past-held "libertarian" views.  If his past utterances are "libertarian," then excuse me while I find a new philosophy or at least a new label.

As the man said: That dog won't hunt. The Ninth Amendment, which admittedly has not been given much attention by the Supreme Court in its decisions, was adopted by the Founders specifically to allay Hamilton's fears over enumeration.  That's in the history books, all you strict constructionists out there in Original-Intent Land.  Bork's amnesia as to the Ninth Amendment, calls into question his much-vaunted intellectualism.  That's not a very high intellectual tower, by my measurement.

If Bork wins confirmation, it will be the bottom of  the Ninth for individual rights and civil liberties.  One who has such contempt as Bork seems to have for "due process" and especially for "equal protection" of the laws; who quibbles over the right of a married couple to be free from state interference in the bedroom; who presumes to tell women that the states may reduce them to second- (or third-) class citizens and may control their bodies if male-dominant legislatures so decree; who finds "intellectual" stimulation in contemplating abandonment of "one person, one vote"; who espouses a bizarre theory that the power of the legislature to meddle with the rights of the individual exceeds the power to meddle with a state-created corporation, and who insists that the Constitution must be interpreted today in light of the mores of 200 years ago, when slavery and indentured servitude were accepted and women were not recognized as citizens —that person may be technically "qualified" to sit on the court, but I would exercise my political prerogative were I a senator to keep him on the D.C. Court of Appeals. None of this is about right of privacy; it's about necessary limitations on governmental power.

And to Ronald Reagan and "Officer Ed" Meese, I close with a quote from Mick Jagger: "You can't always get what you want, but you get what you need." We don't need Robert Bork, not his wit nor his brand of intellect, on the U.S. Supreme Court, where he might judicially legislate the Ninth Amendment out of existence.


[The writer] is a lawyer and member of the Virginia State Bar since 1973. He received his law degree from Washington & Lee University in 1973 and his bachelor's degree from Randolph-Macon College in 1968.