Sunday, May 20, 2012
NATIONAL INTERESTS
Monday, March 26, 2012
THEOLOGIANS AND ATHEISTS
I am fascinated by all these "reverends" and "theologians" speaking about atheism. It really does twist their little pointy tails right up! I think a lot of folks are really bugged that there are some of us out here who just don't buy into the "fairy tales." They are desperate to refute what they THINK we are saying! I think they are scared we might be RIGHT! Before he died, Christopher Hitchens was one of the few atheists going around and talking about it. Most of us hide in the closet. It's not a popular philosophy. But for the most part, atheism gets discussed by those who are hostile to it, so their objectivity is open to question.
I am NOT "anti-theistic." Some atheists are, but I think that is a different kettle of fish entirely, and I think it's dishonest and counter-productive. If one is truly "anti-theist," then he or she is self-encumbered with a burden to prove the NON-existence of a deity, and that is absurd! I can't PROVE a goddamned thing! I have no clue whether there is a deity out there or not. But, I just don't care! As Bill Maher said a few weeks ago, if God will show an unambiguous sign and/or his followers can prove his existence, then I shall immediately change my mind! PRAISE THE LORD! But, until that proof is forthcoming, I CHOOSE to be a skeptic. I CHOOSE to simply not believe. I recognize I could be wrong, but I DON'T CARE! I also do not speak for any other atheist. There is as much variation among atheists as there is among Episcopalians. Some atheists may vehemently disagree with my views!
The magician, Penn Jillette, says there is really no such thing as "agnostic." If one says he or she "does not know" IF there is a deity, then that means they simply do NOT believe there is a deity! One either KNOWS it or does not KNOW it! There is no inbetween. All True Believers (the ones I have talked to) will say they KNOW God exists! It is a moral certainty for them. Fine. I am glad they are certain. They COULD be right! I DON'T CARE! (I personally think they are "whistling by the graveyard"!) But if one does not KNOW, then one cannot possibly believe in the affirmative, which is the true posture of an atheist. A true atheist is not CERTAIN, either. The true scientist is never certain of anything, for a fundamental element of the scientific "persuasion" is that anything a true scientist believes could be proven false AT ANY TIME! That is the essence of the "scientific method": the RISK of being proven wrong!
How many True Believers are willing to admit the POSSIBILITY of error? I have yet to meet one! In his wonderful opera, Faust, Randy Newman has the "Satan" character saying that "religion is the product of a desperate mind that knows it is going to die"!
About 15 years ago, I was interviewed by the local Episcopal rector who was working on his doctoral dissertation, and he was obliged to interview an atheist or agnostic, so he asked to talk to me. He came by my house and we had a very pleasant discussion for about 2 hours. I liked him a lot and considered him a friend. The local Methodist minister was also a friend, and the local Baptist minister and his wife were clients and came to a couple of my wild-ass parties! I guess they felt "safe" there to have a good time, and they did!
I am not anti-theist, but I am anti-establishmentarian. The US may well be a "Christian nation" (whatever in the hell that means), but we are supposed to have a secular government. I try to keep that on the level! I am obliged to defend the rights of others to worship who- or whatever they wish, but I don't have to buy into their silliness.
BIPARTISAN EMASCULATIONS
Regardless of all the arguments about what a dangerous world we live in, etc., US colonial adventurism and our penchant for making deals with the wrong local devils (until they are shoved up our asses) has gotten the US into a lot of unnecessary conflict. We justify maintaining a huge standing army for the very reason that our "bipartisan" policies since World War II have been pretty much the same: meddling in the affairs of other cultures and nations and trying to jam their square pegs into our round holes. Our leaders and many voters routinely assume that because no other nation is willing to expend lives and treasure doing that sort of thing that we have no choice but to step into the breach, in mutually bipartisan lunacy. Any reluctance is belittled as cowardice and/or lack of "patriotism."
Notwithstanding the Taliban's perverted social views, they should not be confused nor conflated with Al-Qaida, as so many operatives in both parties and in the military have done. Had the US not been mucking around in Saudi Arabia, it is arguable that the disaster of 9/11/01 would not have occurred. Afghanistan is not a "country": it is a mostly anarchic geographic space between countries! It has no national identity, regardless of which stooge we put in power. The US and its military have no business whatsoever being in central Asia, arrogantly engaging in "nation-building." And, in a fit of hyperbolic patriotism on the part of most everyone, including most of the so-called "press," the US has embarked on an 11-year military exercise in central Asia that is utterly unauthorized by the Constitution, and almost nobody gives a damn because it makes us feel good to go out and kick some "towel-head" ass! Show 'em who's boss!
Tell that to the poor guy whose penis got shot off in Fallujah, fightin' for his country! How many medals will compensate for that?
The rest of us are almost totally disengaged from what has been going on over there, and that is no way to run a "war"! The "good" thing about a congressional declaration of war is that it won't pass unless the need is critical and support is broad, and IF it passes, the nation has no choice but to become engaged. Executive-Branch war-making is blatantly unconstitutional. But that is all we have had since World War II, and every such conflict has been utterly failed, futile nonsense. The US should immediately stop what its personnel are doing in central Asia and get the hell completely out of there--right now! Support the troops! Declare "victory" and bring 'em all home!
And as for 9/11/01, what happened in the US back then was a set of horrific crimes, not "acts of war." The entire mess should have been handled as civilian criminal prosecutions from the very beginning, with proper due process for all suspects. Instead, it was used as a deadly pretext for playing "soldier" with taxpayer dollars and conveniently suspending constitutional guarantees of due process, creating very bad legal precedents in the process. That was all done in "bipartisan" fashion and continues as such under Barack Obama, who campaigned quite to the contrary in 2008. To paraphrase a friend's father (discussing partnerships), "bipartisanship" is the sorriest ship that ever sailed the seas!
And as conservative humor-writer and commentator P. J. O'Rourke says, "bipartisanship" one of the most dangerous words in the English language!
Sunday, March 25, 2012
THE CONSTITUTION AND BIRTH CONTROL
Your "Correspondent of the Day" for March 12, Rev. Msgr. Michael McCarron of Williamsburg, erroneously asserts that totally voluntary hospital operations of the Catholic Church have a constitutional right to be treated differently from other hospitals merely because of the religious affiliation. He is simply wrong. Like the taxable parking garage owned by St. Paul's (Episcopal) Church in downtown Richmond, as a secular operation a Catholic hospital must and should account to the government the same as other hospitals. A Catholic hospital is a health agency, not a church. Its association with the Catholic Church is merely incidental to its primary function, and it enjoys a government-protected territorial monopoly and receives secular government assistance, the same as other hospitals. The Constitution arguably (1) ensures secular government and (2) protects the practice of religion by individuals and their institutions of WORSHIP. It does not prevent accountability for secular operations. That has nothing whatsoever to do with "freedom of religion."
All hospitals in Virginia must first obtain "Certificates of Necessity" granting a virtual monopoly for the territory to be served by the hospital. One may not simply "open a hospital." Recently, the federal government proposed that hospitals (generally) provide employees with adequate medical care, INCLUDING birth control. The Catholic hospitals were not singled out in this regard. If the Catholic Church wants to make money off its monopoly hospitals and receive public assistance, it should expect to "pony up," the same as any other hospital operator. Instead, it claims a "right" to a special EXCEPTION from universal regulation where none lawfully exists.
If a church is going to establish a hospital, it must obviously abide by government regulations targeting the health of the patients. By Msgr. McCarron's tortured logic, a church-related hospital would be constitutionally exempt from compliance with any health regulation deemed to be in violation of its sponsor's subjective dogma. For example, consider a hospital established by religious snake-handlers that might refuse to treat poisonous snakebites deemed to be inflicted upon presumably wicked victims by the hand of God. Would such ludicrous refusal be protected under the Constitution? I doubt it. (I am not here suggesting an equivalency between snakebites and birth control, although I am tempted!)
If the Catholic Church does not want to dispense birth control information or devices, its members may certainly lobby in opposition to the relevant hospital regulations generally, and/or it can just get out of the hospital business.
"CRACKER" REPUBLICANS AND THE RULE OF LAW Or, How I became a switch hitter!
Back in the 1960's I was Chair of the Young Republicans chapter at a small Virginia men's college and a self-described "conservative" Goldwater supporter! I saw the beginnings of the flocking of racist Southern Democrats into the Republican Party, beginning during the Nixon Administration and the payoff of Nixon's "Southern Strategy" run by Harry Dent, Jr., a racist Republican operative from South Carolina. I was horrified to watch Republican Nixon recruiting and openly campaigning for incumbent racist Southern Dems against duly nominated Republican candidates in the 1970 congressional elections, and by the time of George McGovern's Democratic presidential nomination in 1972, the goose was pretty much cooked. Most of the Southern Dems (not all, though) had migrated to the Republican Party or were well on their way. McGovern's nomination was the last straw for many.
To be sure, not every Republican is a practicing racist, but practically all practicing racists and bigots are now proclaimed Republicans! Nixon welcomed the racists, and Ronald Reagan welcomed the homophobic bigots and religious bigots into the Republican Party. The Republican Party has become what it is today thanks to Nixon and Reagan and the trailer-trash "crackers" they welcomed into the Party.
I realized I could no longer co-exist in the Republican Party with those types, so I left, wandering in the political wilderness for about four to five years. I voted for Libertarian Roger MacBride in 1976; I could not bring myself to vote for the cretin (Ford) who stupidly pardoned Nixon before he admitted to anything, and I could not bring myself to vote for a shamelessly evangelical Christian (Carter). However, I later came to respect Jimmy Carter as the real deal and was an enthusiastic supporter for him in 1980, partly because Reagan scared the bejeezus out of me! As an independent, I had supported "convenient" Dem Chuck Robb for Virginia Lieutenant Governor in 1977, and I attended my first Virginia Democratic Convention as a Delegate in 1978. I became Chair of a county Democratic chapter in Virginia in early 1979, and I resigned Election Night in 1981 (before the results were announced) when (finally committed) Dem Robb was elected Governor. The wife of my successor as Chair had a bad stroke about a year later, and he was totally distracted with that thereafter, so I wound up effectively serving as "Chair pro-tem" for another few years. I willingly did most of the work and had no real title. I didn't care about the "title," though. The work had to be done. The "Reagan Years" were not popular times for Dems in Virginia, regardless.
I supported Bill Clinton (not my first choice for the nomination) in 1992, but I resigned from the Democratic Party (I was more or less asked to get out) in late 1995 because I knew I would not support Bill Clinton for re-election in 1996. I had been complaining vehemently about his "Wrong-Wing" triangulation tilt with fascist Republican Dick Morris. It seriously annoyed the True Believers in the Democratic Party who would brook no dissent within. I can't remember for whom I voted in 1996--it may have been the Libertarian candidate. I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000 because I could not stand nor trust Al Gore or Joe Lieberman. Contrary to the wishful thinking of excuse-mongering Dems, Nader did not cost Al Gore the Election! Gore lost that election all by himself!
In 2004, I mistakenly thought that John Kerry had a chance to take Virginia, so I voted for him, despite the fact that I have never liked or trusted him, either. He predictably lost. For me, getting rid of Bush that year was a high priority. He is arguably the most dangerous, evil President we've ever had. I never thought I would say so, but he was much worse than Nixon!
I gladly supported Barack Obama in 2008. The notion that Sarah Palin might be one of John McCain's feeble heartbeats away from the Presidency was frightening in its implications. The recently-shown HBO drama, "Game Change," only confirms my thinking. Sarah Palin is utterly unqualified to hold any elective office! She is a vapid, silly ditz! Unfortunately, I have come to refer to Obama as "Prez Origami," because he folds so easily and will assume any shape desired! It seems he has squandered almost his entire Presidency so far trying to validate George W. Bush's absurd policies. He has thrown "Hope 'n' Change" out the window! In fact, "Hope" has become "Nope."
As despicable as Osama bin Laden seemed, all we really know about him is what the government has told us! In 2011, bin Laden was summarily shot on Obama's orders, unarmed (probably in the back of his head, gangster-style, with his arms secured behind his back), and his body was conveniently dumped at sea (so there could be no autopsy showing how close the gun may have been to the back of his head). Instead, the Constitution requires that he should have been arrested, brought to trial in a civilian court with a lawyer, a jury, right of cross-exam, etc. in accordance with the Sixth Amendment. Now, I realize this procedure fails to satisfy the blood-lust for vengeance that stupidly infects many Americans' thinking. Because they rigidly believe the US is a "democracy" (George W. Bush said so), many seem to think that "due process" ought to be put to a vote. However, it is well to remember that the purest form of "democracy" is a lynch mob, because everyone in attendance agrees on the outcome, except for the victim!
Although the US Supreme Court has limited the reach of constitutional due process to US citizens or on US soil, there are no such limitations written into the Constitution. Had bin Laden been convicted in a civilian court (as I suspect he would have been), then he should have been punished in accordance with our Constitution, which Obama and everybody else has sworn to support and defend, without exceptions. The possibility that Obama had his fingers crossed behind his back when he took the oath of office does not count! The fact that I am outnumbered by those who angrily disagree with me does not mean that I am wrong!
War, especially all the undeclared "pseudo-wars" we've had since WWII, is never an excuse to evade the requirements of the Constitution. The Congress has not formally declared war any time since World War II, and the President does not have war-making powers specifically granted under Article II, regardless of what the Supreme Court has said. Unfortunately, the Supreme Court has mostly abdicated its proper oversight of military and foreign policy in rather cowardly fashion. There are no such exceptions in Article III of the Constitution, and "military tribunals" established and controlled under Article II are also not authorized under the Constitution! All of that seems to bother very few people, however.
Republicans and "tea-baggers" are raising complaints about Obama that are mostly silly and seemingly racist in their purpose and motive. There is plenty to legitimately criticize Obama about, such as Obama wrongfully continuing and escalating the pseudo-wars in central Asia, his renewal of the vile USA PATRIOT Act by autopen and, most reprehensibly, his recent signing of the Military Authorization Act that permits indefinite detention and even "rendering" of persons (including US citizens) "suspected" by SOMEBODY in the Executive Branch of "terrorism," all without lawyers or trials or other pesky "legal technicalities." That is blatantly unconstitutional, but Obama, being the chameleon that he is, signed it anyway while bleating about his reservations with it! WHAT "reservations"?
I had a front-row seat to the sad racist conversion of the Republican Party in the 1970's. I had no choice but to leave.
HEALTHCARE FOR REAL
Yes, there would be fraud, but it could be "managed." (That kind of fraud would not be nearly as bad as current military procurement fraud, for example.) Unlike "Obamacare," primary participation by insurance companies should be superfluous. There is simply no need for a proper healthcare system to allow health insurance companies, acting as "middlemen," to skim off their unnecessary share of the cashflow. They could, instead, market supplemental plans like current Medicare supplementals. "Medical Insurance" is not synonymous for "Healthcare"! It is simply not essential to a proper government-run system. Besides, haven’t the PRIVATE healthcare insurance companies really had quite enough time and opportunity to provide a DECENT system instead of the ludicrous, insurance-centric “pig-sty” we now have?
The chances of such a program getting through the current Congress are almost non-existent! President Obama squandered the most likely opportunity for proper action when the Democrats controlled both Houses of Congress. Those days are gone, now, and the Republicans may well take control of the Senate after the 2012 elections! Obama has only himself and Harry Reid to blame.
The insurance companies had their opportunity to "fix the problem" after the failure of Hillary Clinton's questionable health-insurance proposals in the mid-1990's. The companies did nothing, however. They squandered their "right" to be the prime beneficiaries of a national program as they now are under "Obamacare." Bill Daley (son of the Chicago mayor and later Commerce Secretary) attended a healthcare conference in DC back then. Daley's job was to sell the "Hillary" plan to Congress. I stood up and told Daley that all the government had to do (at the time) was to guarantee (1) insurability, (2) portability, and (3) non-discrimination, but Hillary, her cohort Ira Magaziner and Daley had made it needlessly complex, with all sorts of predatory employer mandates, and it predictably failed. The fault for that avoidable outcome may be laid at their feet! They were all very arrogant and patronizing and would not heed anyone's varying opinion. Those attitudes alone may have done more damage in Congress than anything else!
If a good and proper program were adopted, it would prioritize prenatal and pediatric care and limit certain kinds of truly non-emergency treatments for those over 80. It would stress elder COMFORT over most anything else, INCLUDING the use of narcotic drugs if necessary, and it should legalize voluntary euthanizing. It should liberalize and promote out-patient treatment processes, and the authority for narcotic-drug regulation should be taken away from the DEA and its very existence should be revoked! The DEA is a most unnecessary bureaucracy. All drug regulation should be turned over to the FDA instead.
In fact, "victory" should be declared forthwith in the absurd "War On Drugs," and ALL federal drug prohibitions should be immediately repealed. ALL those financial resources should be redirected elsewhere, such as for drug-addiction therapies! Such a shift could substantially relieve the cost of "Medicare For All." All non-violent and petty drug offenders in the federal prison system should be immediately pardoned and set free (thereby reducing the absurd costs of operating the federal prison system)! Drug use/addiction are legitimately HEALTH issues, not law-enforcement issues!
Other countries have figured out how to allow doctors to earn comfortable livings and work enthusiastically in their chosen professions. Why would that be a problem here? Of course, the likelihood of major six-figure windfalls for specialists might be tempered, but why should they be legally protected? Doctors might actually wind up working more predictable hours with less stress and anxiety! The benefits-filing process could be streamlined and simplified, thereby relieving healthcare providers of needless paperwork.
Patent protections for meds and other devices should be extended to run from date of approval rather than from date of application. And, the antitrust laws should be amended to allow the formation of voluntary co-ops for purchase of meds and devices in bulk and from any sources, domestic or foreign, so long as the meds or devices are FDA-approved. FDA funding should be expanded to streamline the approval process, which I would open to all comers.
Unfortunately, and as previously stated, the chances of such changes being approved in the current Congress are almost nil, but that is what President Obama and Senator Harry Reid should have done in the first place. "Obamacare" is a hopeless mess.
Saturday, December 10, 2011
POLITICS vs. RELIGION
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
BELIEVING
I was being a nasty little prick, something that came easy to me.
I think about that event now and am ashamed at the memory, even at age 65. “Believing in” whatever was the phrase of choice, and it could be cruelly used to separate the accepted from the unaccepted. Looking back, what we were really asking was whether or not a person was possessed of such inane credulity that he or she could completely surrender all critical thought and accept the magical, hocus-pocus nature of what we, the majority, deemed to be real.
Now, I do not here accuse all religious persons of inanity or irrationality. I am merely describing what I subjectively expected the Jew (or whomever) to buy into when I was 13 years old. Unfortunately, I think a lot of religious persons have not matured in their thinking since THEY were 13 years old, possessed of the same sort of intolerant thinking as was I, and today, religious belief is frequently defined by intolerance of the beliefs of others. If one is possessed of knowing the One True Way, then the ways of others are perforce corrupt!
I think that is what bothers me about religion the most—the intolerance of others. The comedian, Lewis Black, says that the “9/11” terrorists (and others like them) lack a sense of humor. I agree with that. That is how I see religious belief today—a surrender of critical thought, which forces one to be tolerant, because the more one knows, the less certain one must become of one’s own conclusions.
Real scientists understand this way of thinking. I once read a definition of scientific theory as being something that could be proven wrong. With religion, it seems that most of the adherents are firmly convinced that NOTHING could be wrong with their opinions. Religious persons are absolutely convinced they know The Way. On the other hand, scientists know that if they submit their research to peer review, one of their peers may find something wrong with it. That is the risk taken, and the reward is having it thus tested and others drawing the same conclusions, unable to find error. Peer review is at the core of scientific research. Religion cannot withstand “peer review.”
Nor does religion require “peer review.” By its own definitions, it is beyond proof and research and question. Religion must be accepted “on faith.” The human mind may question, but religion requires that the answers all point in the same direction. That is just fine with me, and I am obliged by oath to defend the rights of those who embrace such, but I cannot accept the unconditional surrender of critical thought necessary to embrace religious “belief.”
I am not “anti-theist.” I know that some atheists are “anti-theist.” I think Madalyn Murray O’Hair was “anti-theist,” and she is probably the archetype of an atheist in most people’s minds, so that whenever they encounter “atheism,” they see “anti-theism.” I am an atheist, which is a loaded word, so I frequently describe myself as a “non-believer.” It is less antagonistic. I am simply “without theism.” I do not spell “atheist” with a capital “A.” I do not belong to any such organizations, and I do not proselytize and I, frankly, cannot understand how one may advocate for a belief in nothing at all! Some atheists do that; I don’t.
The personal religious beliefs of others are none of my business. I can’t prove that any believer is wrong. I can’t prove that God does NOT exist. Logically, one cannot prove a negative. I simply don’t concern myself with what others may personally believe. However, if and when there is an attempt to have MY government spend MY tax dollars and/or use MY government property to advance religion, then that is MY business. I will fight such nonsense tooth and nail.
Majorities (five out of nine Justices) on the US Supreme Court have ruled that governmental bodies may open their meetings with non-sectarian prayers, sort of a generic plea to whatever deities may be out there. They have also peculiarly ruled that Wiccans (and perhaps other “weird” religious believers) are not entitled to inclusion in official governmental prayer lists as are the “mainstream” believers in “real” deities. The Supremes have created a mighty slippery slope and have no one to blame but themselves. That all the Justices have been religious believers (currently 6 Catholics and 3 Jews) may have something to do with their tolerance for such governmental religious activity, but I believe the said majorities have misread the Constitution. I think that a majority of the Founders (not all of them) were very clear that government in the United States should be rigidly secular, so that no one gets a religious leg up on anyone else. The religious buffoons on the Supreme Court seem to utterly disregard this clear history. Besides, I don't think any God is going to take the blame for whatever elected officials do to the People's Business at government meetings!
One of the three things that Thomas Jefferson specified on his tombstone was to be known as the author of the “Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom,” still valid law to this day, codified as Va. Code Section 57-1. Many believe the Statute to be a precursor to the federal First Amendment. It is fairly lengthy, and it contains a fairly explicit rant by Jefferson disparaging the influence of the then-dominant Anglican clergy, who were trying to get the Anglican (later Episcopal) Church established in Virginia as the “official” tax-supported church. Patrick Henry was one of the supporters, in opposition to Jefferson and James Madison.
Near the end of the Statute, Jefferson observes that later politicians will surely try to change the Statute or repeal it, but he brands such future efforts as ill-advised. For Jefferson, unyielding government secularism was preferred and is certainly reflected in the language of the Statute. True to prediction, Republican Delegate Bill Janis of Goochland County attempted, around 2007, to modify the language of the Statute by specifically authorizing the official conduct of Christian devotionals in public schools. Fortunately, that bit of idiocy, approved by the hot-headed Christian “Taliban” in the House of Delegates, was quietly quashed in the Virginia Senate.
Upon being admitted to the Virginia State Bar in 1973, I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America and the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Virginia. (So did Bill Janis, also a licensed lawyer.) I was proud to take that oath and consider myself to be bound thereby until death, despite my having resigned my licensure as a lawyer. I am, therefore, obliged to defend the personal right of anyone to believe whatever he or she wishes to believe and to practice those beliefs with or without others. I am also obliged to resist the establishment of religion in government. One’s personal right of belief does not extend to using one’s incidental position as a government official to advance those beliefs. Former Chief Justice Roy Moore had to learn this hard lesson when he moved his big rock (bearing the engraved “11” Commandments) into the lobby of the Alabama Supreme Court.
Atheists come in all different flavors and stripes. None of us bears any more likeness to any other than do Presbyterians or Catholics or Jews. We are as different from one another as any other human group, and I know this is hard to fathom among believers. I don’t presume to speak (or write) for any other atheist. But I hope I make my own opinions very clear.
Sunday, July 31, 2011
TRAIN THROUGH CHINA
By way of Australia.
In late 1986, after I had broken up with a gal, I decided to go see the “Americas Cup Races” in Australia, the first time they had been hosted outside the United States. Four years earlier, the Australians had won the Cup in an upset series of racing victories in Newport, Rhode Island. I was 40 years old; I had just angrily quit the “formal” practice of law, cold turkey; I had no obligations to anyone; and I had a need to travel. I needed to get the Hell out of Dodge! However, I had just lost a religious liberty case in the Supreme Court of Virginia (as expected), and I had to get an appeal filed for my atheist client with the US Supreme Court by Tax Day, April 15. I was just gonna “wing it.”
So, I put myself into the hands of an experienced travel agent in Northern Virginia, and she worked up a very nice itinerary. I was to spend a week in Sydney then travel west to Perth for the Races, scheduled for late January or early February of 1987. I figured I had about two months all told to “burn,” so I decided to schedule a trip to Hong Kong and China thereafter, since I was gonna be “in the neighborhood.” That left me with at least 5 weeks in Australia, and I was really looking forward to it. I had to pack my “summer” clothes for semi-tropical Australia, and my “winter” clothes for my other travels in China! China is every bit as far north as is the United States, and it was really WINTER there!
Australia is about the same geographic size as the contiguous United States (as is China), but most of it is arid desert. Very dry. Open fires are banned by law there, so when someone throws “shrimp on the barbie,” they have to cover the cooking coals with a sheet of steel and cook everything on the sheet. I also had to learn to look to my RIGHT before crossing a street because, with right-hand drive, they drive on the left, and closer traffic is going to be to a pedestrian’s right, EXACTLY opposite of the United States! I almost got run over a couple of times! Another neat thing I noticed is that people in the Southern Hemisphere are “upside-down” from those of us usually in the Northern Hemisphere, so the crescent Moon is “pointed” in the opposite direction! Observing the phases of the Moon was difficult.
The sailboat races were being held in Fremantle, the small fishing village on the coast of the Indian Ocean about ten miles from Perth, which was further inland. Perth is a very clean and neat medium-sized city and reminded me a lot of Richmond, Virginia. I spent most of my time in Fremantle and very little of it in Perth. I was rooming with a nice family in a small suburb of Perth, about halfway between Perth and Fremantle, and they tried to teach me the vagaries of cricket. They were watching a big tournament on the “telly.” The rules are really bizarre, but the game is quite interesting, once one gets the “hang” of it! The adult son in the family was a legalized betting “bookie”! Australians love their cricket and their horse races!
There was a very handy local trolley running back and forth between Fremantle and Perth, so I did not need a car. I did a lot of walking, but I rode that trolley a lot, too. I got to Perth a few days before the defending series was finished, so I got interested in the defending semifinals between a New Zealand challenger and an Australian defender, who ultimately won, but I have since forgotten their names. Dennis Connor, the American challenger, rolled into Fremantle and demonstrated his sailing prowess. He won the Races four straight. The poor Australians won NOTHING! The Races were over almost before they had begun!
It was February of 1987. It was a wonderful time to be in China, smack between the “Gang of Four” and “Tiananmen Square.” Things were wide open! I was on a “tour of one” when I went into China from Hong Kong, complete with my own private train compartment (or so I thought). I had already spent the four days in Hong Kong before boarding the train for Guangzhou. Predictably, the Chinese railroad had re-sold the remaining berths in my compartment and pocketed the money, even though I’d already paid for the whole thing.
I spent a bit more than two weeks traveling up and down the eastern seaboard of China by train, with stayovers in Guangzhou (Canton), Shanghai and Beijing. As it was winter, there were almost no “gringos” in China, at least not until I got to Beijing. I had my own car, driver and tour guide in Guangzhou and Shanghai, and I got to choose pretty much whatever I wanted to see. But I got lumped in with those other “gringos” once I got to Beijing.
I first spent a day traveling north to Guangzhou, then another two days and a night traveling to Shanghai thereafter. The others in my train compartment could not speak English, so I spent my time reading or clumsily demonstrating my nascent magic tricks with cards, which I was studying and practicing at the time. Communication involved a lot of hand gestures and grunting! I drank a lot of tea and avoided the dining car, as I had been thus warned. Instead, at each stop I was jumping off the train and hastily gobbling snacks at the kiosks and then racing back to my compartment.
The “toilet” in the passenger car was a hole in the floor with a handle on the wall to grab as one squatted over the hole! Anything that went through the hole was just left on the railroad ties, clearly visible through the hole, but blurred! That mightily discouraged eating anyway! After mostly starving myself on the two-day trip back to Hong Kong from Beijing, I was taken by some compartment-mates to a dim sum breakfast across the street from the train station in Guangzhou, and I ate like a monster! That is where I developed a strong craving (to this day) for steamed pot- stickers!
Dim sum is an interesting concept. Most Chinese restaurants are on the second floor of buildings, and most are in large rooms with big round tables, shared by unrelated diners. Wait-staff come by, pushing carts laden with various dishes of different foods, and one chooses whatever one wishes to eat, and as many dishes as one wishes. When it comes time to leave, the wait-staff write up one’s check, counting the various empty dishes on the table, and the resultant total is one’s bill, paid at the cashier’s desk by the door. It’s like a mobile cafeteria! All you dare eat!
I returned to Hong Kong for another four days and finished fittings for a beautiful tailored suit. There was a lot of chatter at the time about the expected handover of Hong Kong to China ten years or so thence (and now we are seeing the aftermath). Hong Kong was a British colony at the time, with a lot of international banking. I made friends on the plane from Bangkok with a Chinese fellow working for a Swiss bank, who was born in Shanghai but became a naturalized American citizen when he attended graduate school at the University of Kansas.
He spoke excellent English and was quite interested in my discovery of Chou en-Lai’s 1941 Buick sedan I had seen when I visited Chou’s shrine in Shanghai. Chou had driven around Shanghai (where the Chinese Communist Party was founded) in the Buick, as was common at the time in postwar China. I was quite interested in it since I have a 1941 Buick convertible! My time in Shanghai was magical. I will never forget it, and I was truly privileged to experience it.
After I left Hong Kong, I flew to Maui and got out my summer clothes again. I spent a week SCUBA diving with a buddy from Fairfax, Virginia, who met me there, then we flew home via LAX. I had to call a friend to come pick me up in Fairfax and take me back home to Orange, Virginia. I had been gone over two months!
Above all, I had learned from my visit in China not to ask what I was eating until after I had finished it!
STATES' WRONGS (Part 1)
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "STATES' RIGHTS"!!!
As a life-long Southerner, I have heard that phrase ALL MY LIFE, and it is total nonsense!
There is no such phrase as "states' rights" in the US Constitution. It is a fabrication of the worm-eaten mind of John C. Calhoun, a Federalist turncoat who brazenly flipped his political philosophy when he moved from New England to South Carolina in the early 1800's and started drinking whiskey out of those prissy lead-crystal decanters! Calhoun based his states'-rights "thinking" on the twin pillars of "nullification" and "interposition," further fabricated by the enfeebled elderly minds of James Madison and Thomas Jefferson, respectively, who foolishly suggested in their age-addled dotages that the states were individually empowered to disregard the legislation and powers of the Congress, as had arguably been the case under the thoroughly discredited and discarded "Articles of Confederation," which almost cost Washington and the nascent United States victory in the Revolutionary War, BECAUSE Washington had a lot of trouble getting the former colonies to (1) fully fund that war and (2) provide enough soldiers to fight in it!
One should note that there is NO preservation or savings clause in the US Constitution for the worthless, silly "Articles of Confederation," and that was no accident! George Washington, presiding over the Constitutional Convention, would not have stood for it! (Jefferson was nowhere to be found at the time of the adoption of the Constitution. He was minister to France.)
Most so-called "states' rightists" will cite the 10th Amendment as authority for their wet-brained thinking, but the 10th Amendment says NOTHING about "rights." What it basically provides is a strict limitation on the POWERS of Congress, but too many wishful thinkers and other assorted twits read into that a "blank check" for states' POWERS, and that is simply not so. It DOES say that the POWERS not granted to Congress ARE reserved (not "granted") to the States and the People, but one may not, therefore, infer that "the People" have thereby given carte blanche to the states! NO! After the Revolution, "the People" did not give carte blanche to ANYTHING! They were not that stupid!
One must, instead, refer to each state's own constitution for whatever "the People" have empowered that particular state to do. The widely-held notion that, somehow, unlimited POWERS are implicitly granted is just nonsense. A state may have ONLY those powers that are (further) specifically granted by "the People" to that state, within that state's own constitution! How hard is that to grasp, given the history of our Revolution and the People's shared desire to get out from under the thumbs of indifferent/remote/ detached autocrats and monarchs? (It was a bad time for autocrats all over back in those days!)
It is the NINTH AMENDMENT that deals with RIGHTS, and rights belong ONLY to "the People," NOT to states! A government may have only POWERS, or the absence thereof in the face of RIGHTS enjoyed by "the People." Individual rights are paramount--they ALWAYS "trump" powers. Rights are implicit and presumed and expansive, but powers are not. Only "the People" may subordinate their individual RIGHTS to specific POWERS granted by them to governments. There can be no other legitimate empowerment of any government, federal or state! (And, there are no "group" rights--only individual rights that may be exercised by groups of people collectively.)
Admittedly, MY philosophy is not shared by very many people, but I am RIGHT! To Hell with everybody else! Neither Arizona nor any other STATE has any business trying to regulate immigration. It is about POWER; that's all. If a STATE is deemed to have the POWER to regulate who may cross its borders in any way, then it might eventually try to enforce some sort of prohibition or restriction against persons coming in from other US states. That is simply unacceptable. The remedy for unwise or improper or inadequate FEDERAL immigration enforcement is political only--throw the bastards out at the next election! The states are not legitimately empowered to regulate any sort of immigration, and for damned good reasons. Power is a very corrupting influence and is easily misused by imperfect people who have no business using it.
And, I'd be willing to bet a steak dinner that "immigration regulation" is a power NOT specifically granted in the Arizona constitution to that state! I'd further bet another steak dinner that Arizona is not worried about Canadians crossing the border, either. They seem concerned only with those pesky brown Mexicans who "talk funny" and breed like flies!
Y'all come back now, heah?