A Baptist, a Catholic and a Jew are in a lifeboat.
The ship has sunk and the seas are raging all around, and the lifeboat is almost swamped.
The Baptist prays, "Wash me of my sins, Lord, and deliver me from this peril!"
The Catholic prays, "I now confess my sins, Lord; please deliver me from this peril!"
The Jew says, "Oy! Haven't I been punished enough, already?"
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